I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14472. | Madeline (bozo1233) | 76.52 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 14473. | Yeraly (yeraly_) | 76.52 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 14474. | khalil (khalilfa) | 76.52 | 95% | 2022-05-07 |
| 14475. | Benson (entivia) | 76.52 | 95% | 2017-12-25 |
| 14476. | Wyatt (pw2win) | 76.52 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 14477. | Fortress (wolvesareop) | 76.52 | 93% | 2016-08-09 |
| 14478. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 76.52 | 98% | 2016-06-02 |
| 14479. | cmi2008 (cmi_2008) | 76.51 | 96% | 2025-03-24 |
| 14480. | thebigfloppa (thebigfloppa) | 76.51 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 14481. | nomin (nomiin) | 76.51 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 14482. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 76.51 | 94.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 14483. | Ghost (ghost_4134) | 76.50 | 97% | 2025-06-20 |
| 14484. | Man (smortman) | 76.50 | 96.3% | 2024-01-26 |
| 14485. | Anand (itsmeraj___) | 76.50 | 95% | 2023-02-24 |
| 14486. | vikalimo (anoba) | 76.50 | 95% | 2020-11-07 |
| 14487. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 76.50 | 94% | 2020-02-02 |
| 14488. | L (lazlo23) | 76.49 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 14489. | Ola (adetoro_o) | 76.49 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| 14490. | Vchops (vchops) | 76.49 | 97.4% | 2024-07-10 |
| 14491. | abdullah (math_and_code) | 76.49 | 96.7% | 2025-03-04 |
| 14492. | Daisy (daisy_sun) | 76.49 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 14493. | Arjun (k9cruncher) | 76.49 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 14494. | Bittu (dark_attic) | 76.49 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 14495. | Prathik (oiii_m8) | 76.49 | 88% | 2015-04-23 |
| 14496. | Dr. Laps (gtraballo) | 76.49 | 86% | 2015-05-15 |
| 14497. | Aleksandar (ilikespaghettilul) | 76.48 | 97% | 2025-04-03 |
| 14498. | Laith (chaoscontrol_jr) | 76.48 | 96.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 14499. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 76.48 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 14500. | JArganLouise (jarganlouise) | 76.47 | 97.2% | 2025-02-21 |
| 14501. | beesha (beesha) | 76.47 | 94.6% | 2024-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |