The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13708. | Dylan (dylansnyder97) | 93.60 | 94% | 2016-10-28 |
| 13709. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 93.60 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
| 13710. | Kagetsuchi SSR (mitztaze21) | 93.59 | 96% | 2011-06-18 |
| 13711. | Raj (r4jk) | 93.59 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
| 13712. | Juggernaut (jugg07) | 93.59 | 99% | 2021-04-27 |
| 13713. | Kappa (miffle) | 93.59 | 90% | 2015-09-20 |
| 13714. | Cheap (cheapyu) | 93.59 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 13715. | Ashley (rmburo) | 93.59 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 13716. | Da Boss (dustybroom) | 93.59 | 92% | 2015-03-04 |
| 13717. | Morsbøl (morsboel) | 93.58 | 97% | 2017-01-13 |
| 13718. | jarl sondre (jallis) | 93.58 | 96% | 2014-06-08 |
| 13719. | Geoff (zaplackthunder) | 93.58 | 98% | 2014-03-25 |
| 13720. | Joseph (jnml19) | 93.58 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 13721. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 93.58 | 99% | 2018-09-11 |
| 13722. | Dol (indiff) | 93.58 | 98% | 2012-11-10 |
| 13723. | Amber (agardner) | 93.58 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 13724. | bReaker (breaker1909) | 93.57 | 92% | 2013-12-24 |
| 13725. | Lindsay (math314) | 93.57 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 13726. | beeandca (beeandat) | 93.57 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 13727. | Dawid (most) | 93.57 | 99% | 2016-02-26 |
| 13728. | Zack (zgoose013) | 93.56 | 100% | 2023-06-19 |
| 13729. | Sam (jet993) | 93.56 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 13730. | Rolling Thunder (barkingside) | 93.56 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 13731. | Riley (qpixel) | 93.56 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
| 13732. | Song (quot) | 93.56 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 13733. | Sam Luke (ducksako) | 93.56 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 13734. | RIP (kidnappster) | 93.56 | 98% | 2014-10-02 |
| 13735. | Kendall (kendall1605) | 93.56 | 99% | 2012-01-17 |
| 13736. | Manar (manoura) | 93.55 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 13737. | DiroDoku (dirodoku) | 93.55 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |