As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17254. | Bean (beansbeansbeans) | 67.75 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 17255. | Choong Qi (mayjay) | 67.75 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 17256. | Carmelito (iamcarmelito) | 67.75 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 17257. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 67.75 | 91% | 2017-05-05 |
| 17258. | santosh (santoshl) | 67.75 | 98% | 2017-01-21 |
| 17259. | Nurbergen (g_light) | 67.75 | 94% | 2016-07-21 |
| 17260. | Pranav (pronav) | 67.74 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 17261. | Justin (sambidexterous) | 67.73 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| 17262. | grun2 (grun2) | 67.73 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 17263. | Will (wbrocket) | 67.73 | 90% | 2016-12-05 |
| 17264. | Dog (flash2victory) | 67.73 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 17265. | Yasser (yasserhma) | 67.73 | 96% | 2019-05-25 |
| 17266. | Retarded (retardedretard) | 67.73 | 92% | 2015-11-01 |
| 17267. | Nick (barry101) | 67.73 | 93% | 2017-05-23 |
| 17268. | Adien (skycreeper) | 67.73 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
| 17269. | Rafat Rashid (im_rahi) | 67.73 | 96% | 2016-02-08 |
| 17270. | Tsukasa (dominion91) | 67.72 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 17271. | Accelerate (racer_y) | 67.72 | 97% | 2022-02-26 |
| 17272. | Joe (cubemaster66) | 67.72 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 17273. | Empress Irisu (empress_irisu) | 67.72 | 95% | 2020-02-28 |
| 17274. | Mateus (mateusprad0) | 67.72 | 96% | 2019-06-23 |
| 17275. | NeonLight (neonlight0123) | 67.71 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 17276. | Joey (koey8991) | 67.71 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 17277. | mike (mike4madness) | 67.71 | 98.4% | 2023-11-19 |
| 17278. | Caspex (caspexwpm) | 67.70 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 17279. | Marco (chino01) | 67.70 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 17280. | Cássio (ssscassio) | 67.70 | 97% | 2017-10-17 |
| 17281. | 甜甜圈 (donutzz) | 67.70 | 86% | 2016-09-24 |
| 17282. | Michał (michalll) | 67.69 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 17283. | 10 (10thetypist) | 67.69 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |