Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5332. | Dins (dins) | 97.96 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 5333. | et (edcolemak) | 97.95 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 5334. | xena (scogx3281) | 97.94 | 96.2% | 2023-08-01 |
| 5335. | Sheev (sheevpalpatine) | 97.94 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 5336. | space 65 (jacob1361) | 97.93 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 5337. | MaBec (_mabecma_) | 97.93 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 5338. | Sophia (sophiasharif) | 97.93 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| 5339. | ben (bumbleben7) | 97.93 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 5340. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 97.93 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5341. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 97.93 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 5342. | Jamie (lacomtesse) | 97.93 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 5343. | SCM (smusson) | 97.93 | 98% | 2018-06-24 |
| 5344. | terence (youdecipher) | 97.92 | 99% | 2020-09-17 |
| 5345. | Ryan (minecraftbull) | 97.92 | 98% | 2022-12-18 |
| 5346. | @CHARMYTH (charmyth) | 97.92 | 99% | 2012-12-05 |
| 5347. | Anton (antonbj3) | 97.92 | 95% | 2017-04-24 |
| 5348. | Rafter (rafter) | 97.91 | 99% | 2015-12-11 |
| 5349. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 97.91 | 99% | 2016-03-14 |
| 5350. | Xionic (masterxionic) | 97.91 | 93% | 2012-12-13 |
| 5351. | M (owwwmyleg) | 97.90 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
| 5352. | Jimmyâ™” (wujt) | 97.90 | 98% | 2016-04-30 |
| 5353. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 97.89 | 98% | 2019-08-28 |
| 5354. | Jennifer (jenniferzed) | 97.89 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 5355. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 97.89 | 98% | 2019-02-07 |
| 5356. | Joey (joeypv) | 97.88 | 94% | 2015-07-26 |
| 5357. | SPEED (speedbear) | 97.88 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 5358. | Rafey (practicerace) | 97.88 | 99% | 2023-01-22 |
| 5359. | champ (priteshacharya1) | 97.88 | 99% | 2013-08-16 |
| 5360. | Philip (electo) | 97.88 | 98% | 2015-03-28 |
| 5361. | Salmon (pillowend) | 97.88 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |