Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
—from SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 585. | (mur4mas4) | 137.86 | 96% | 2017-02-08 |
| 586. | (dafadore) | 137.85 | 98% | 2026-03-24 |
| 587. | (rayer) | 137.83 | 100% | 2025-04-20 |
| 588. | oh (anonarong) | 137.83 | 98% | 2012-12-18 |
| 589. | (yokidoki) | 137.79 | 97% | 2016-03-16 |
| 590. | (rockmaninoff) | 137.78 | 99% | 2018-04-20 |
| 591. | Alexander (nomak) | 137.78 | 99% | 2015-10-20 |
| 592. | Long Dong (molokai) | 137.78 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 593. | (intheoryno) | 137.76 | 98.1% | 2024-07-03 |
| 594. | (stealth2800) | 137.76 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 595. | (apathy_) | 137.74 | 98.2% | 2025-01-06 |
| 596. | Brian (briann) | 137.72 | 99% | 2013-05-29 |
| 597. | Roger Liu (pvtstaticvoid) | 137.70 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
| 598. | (taketwo_2) | 137.68 | 99.5% | 2024-05-03 |
| 599. | (demiqas) | 137.67 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
| 600. | derp (derp1) | 137.64 | 98% | 2025-12-22 |
| 601. | Xionic (masterxionic) | 137.63 | 99% | 2012-12-20 |
| 602. | (derekt5) | 137.60 | 100% | 2015-09-15 |
| 603. | (twitchtv_whydnatv) | 137.59 | 98% | 2016-02-05 |
| 604. | (sekk) | 137.58 | 99% | 2011-06-01 |
| 605. | sachindavid96 (sachindavid96) | 137.56 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| 606. | (quadr) | 137.53 | 97% | 2025-12-11 |
| 607. | stkyč” (stinkycai) | 137.47 | 98% | 2025-11-03 |
| 608. | Sivert (habitual) | 137.47 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 609. | (colamek) | 137.46 | 98.6% | 2024-07-04 |
| 610. | (tekiteki) | 137.46 | 97.7% | 2024-01-10 |
| 611. | (danhyboyy) | 137.46 | 98% | 2011-09-13 |
| 612. | benhalfpap (happypappy21) | 137.45 | 98.4% | 2024-10-22 |
| 613. | (zkov) | 137.44 | 96% | 2011-12-30 |
| 614. | (packfan14) | 137.37 | 96% | 2013-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 165,395 | 71.55 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 143 | 74.73 | April 23, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 16 | 40.34 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 76.93 | January 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 4 | 68.91 | June 8, 2021 |