And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1190. | BOBMAN4900tstats[bobman4900... | 134.56 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 1191. | Thunderstorm (thunderst0rm27) | 134.52 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 1192. | Frank (franko) | 134.52 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 1193. | Silent_One (get_a_lif3) | 134.52 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 1194. | Ted (xted) | 134.52 | 99.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 1195. | (azninvazn) | 134.50 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 1196. | (grigoras92) | 134.50 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
| 1197. | Kevin (brahnji) | 134.49 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 1198. | (samiznasty) | 134.49 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 1199. | slow (slow) | 134.47 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 1200. | Dankey Kang (shabooty) | 134.45 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| 1201. | n o t h i n g (whyme__) | 134.45 | 99% | 2023-02-18 |
| 1202. | Your Mom (imgonnalose69) | 134.45 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 1203. | Normstorm (normstorm) | 134.44 | 98% | 2015-11-27 |
| 1204. | (glaciernonquit) | 134.44 | 98% | 2017-12-24 |
| 1205. | imnotArt (winthenet) | 134.43 | 97% | 2016-02-12 |
| 1206. | (sgunderson) | 134.42 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 1207. | Xedra (xedra) | 134.42 | 97% | 2016-07-23 |
| 1208. | Xionic (masterxionic) | 134.42 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
| 1209. | Ryan (cinfol) | 134.40 | 98% | 2013-01-25 |
| 1210. | (byanrona) | 134.38 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 1211. | (aigis) | 134.38 | 98% | 2013-03-05 |
| 1212. | (smash_trump) | 134.36 | 96% | 2017-02-08 |
| 1213. | (buckyx55) | 134.35 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 1214. | ehsaas (_ehsaas_gupta) | 134.35 | 98.8% | 2023-10-27 |
| 1215. | (foxtrottheorem) | 134.35 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 1216. | Josh (shrekker) | 134.35 | 97% | 2014-08-06 |
| 1217. | (erkinb) | 134.33 | 100% | 2019-01-25 |
| 1218. | reghan is the prettiest (po... | 134.33 | 99% | 2013-09-01 |
| 1219. | (uzarname) | 134.27 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |