And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2537. | iHax (ihax) | 124.20 | — | 2009-05-17 |
| 2538. | 👶 (a_baby) | 124.20 | 99% | 2017-07-27 |
| 2539. | Axivy (texelz0) | 124.19 | 88% | 2015-04-29 |
| 2540. | Snowieball (snowieball) | 124.17 | 97% | 2016-07-28 |
| 2541. | aliN (ali_norouzi) | 124.16 | 98% | 2014-01-29 |
| 2542. | Kevin (minizal) | 124.16 | 96% | 2013-10-25 |
| 2543. | Tyomcha (tyomcha) | 124.16 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 2544. | ZeroNine (dtrix) | 124.16 | 98% | 2018-05-01 |
| 2545. | Robert (aradesh) | 124.15 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 2546. | Alex (alexcorsaro) | 124.14 | 96% | 2016-06-26 |
| 2547. | K¶Ñ§ (kingmanus2) | 124.13 | 100% | 2011-07-21 |
| 2548. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (glandock1) | 124.13 | 99.5% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2549. | Hayne (wafflemanluke) | 124.13 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 2550. | Wendy (wendalicious4) | 124.12 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 2551. | anty (antyboi) | 124.12 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2552. | shweb2 (mrshweb2) | 124.11 | 99% | 2018-09-22 |
| 2553. | Plotinus (plotinusdickens) | 124.10 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 2554. | Taco (tacosian) | 124.10 | 98% | 2015-01-19 |
| 2555. | Ryan (whoisthat) | 124.10 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 2556. | Wen (masterwen) | 124.10 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 2557. | Wings (chibiwings) | 124.09 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 2558. | dino (fakeyourdeathfast) | 124.09 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
| 2559. | sly (slymaster11) | 124.08 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 2560. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 124.08 | 99% | 2015-09-04 |
| 2561. | Bizarro (breakdown118) | 124.07 | 99.1% | 2024-11-22 |
| 2562. | Josh (cyptobynight) | 124.06 | 99% | 2019-11-14 |
| 2563. | kkgbyn (slyle) | 124.04 | 96% | 2015-06-15 |
| 2564. | soldano (soldano) | 124.04 | 99% | 2022-09-17 |
| 2565. | Ian (agenti23) | 124.04 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 2566. | Tony (tonyren10) | 124.03 | 95% | 2011-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |