The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8777. | teep (teep) | 91.27 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 8778. | substring (substring) | 91.27 | 98% | 2015-07-29 |
| 8779. | xav xavington (xav_xavington) | 91.26 | 96.4% | 2024-10-29 |
| 8780. | Wasan (was_an) | 91.26 | 99% | 2025-08-21 |
| 8781. | मंगल से आय... | 91.26 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 8782. | Deus (deusdeceit) | 91.26 | 96% | 2012-06-27 |
| 8783. | loom (loom2008) | 91.25 | 97% | 2024-10-21 |
| 8784. | plantladytorres (plantladyt... | 91.25 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 8785. | waterhan (waterhan) | 91.25 | 98% | 2025-10-09 |
| 8786. | cole (coldmak) | 91.25 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 8787. | ben (mattereatinglad) | 91.25 | 98% | 2024-12-03 |
| 8788. | Marija (okooluje) | 91.24 | 97.6% | 2025-01-02 |
| 8789. | Mark (veltzer) | 91.24 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 8790. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 91.24 | 99% | 2018-07-27 |
| 8791. | ΨTransmigrationOfSoulsΨ (... | 91.24 | 95% | 2013-12-26 |
| 8792. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 91.24 | 96.3% | 2024-03-06 |
| 8793. | Johnnieboy (massivewpm) | 91.23 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 8794. | Dillon (soulclap) | 91.23 | 93% | 2012-08-22 |
| 8795. | Poolala (poolala) | 91.23 | 95% | 2014-10-26 |
| 8796. | LurN (lurn) | 91.23 | 93% | 2013-09-25 |
| 8797. | Random (random_stranger) | 91.22 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 8798. | (kloodah) | 91.22 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 8799. | Danny (sidewaysmonkey) | 91.22 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 8800. | I'm (ten10) | 91.22 | 94% | 2012-09-25 |
| 8801. | Dr (inadequacy) | 91.21 | 96% | 2016-06-09 |
| 8802. | Lil Baby's Trackhawk Jeep (... | 91.21 | 99% | 2024-08-16 |
| 8803. | Guest (guest2703) | 91.21 | 98% | 2022-08-26 |
| 8804. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 91.20 | 97.4% | 2023-12-22 |
| 8805. | 이만만 (revereven_4) | 91.20 | 98% | 2025-05-12 |
| 8806. | xon (xxon) | 91.20 | 100% | 2025-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |