As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12991. | 🐢yo (longliveyume) | 76.73 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 12992. | taylor (pastford) | 76.73 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 12993. | Makhambet (markiz) | 76.73 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
| 12994. | Akash (akashuphade) | 76.73 | 98% | 2016-12-20 |
| 12995. | Vikram (sjaishankar) | 76.73 | 96% | 2016-03-11 |
| 12996. | Bryce (bpolito8) | 76.72 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 12997. | Daniel (mickeyyaya) | 76.72 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 12998. | mscassady13 (mscassady13) | 76.71 | 93% | 2015-06-28 |
| 12999. | Night (nightzaza1) | 76.71 | 94% | 2025-04-04 |
| 13000. | Tristan (tristanfc) | 76.71 | 98% | 2024-03-14 |
| 13001. | senta (senta507) | 76.71 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 13002. | Ivan (ivanjoh) | 76.71 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 13003. | monewl (monewl) | 76.71 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 13004. | Timmy (timmy127) | 76.71 | 99% | 2021-11-25 |
| 13005. | Marco Angelo (marcoangelojp... | 76.71 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 13006. | Nagaraj (ngrj93) | 76.71 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 13007. | Mason (mason_haggerty) | 76.70 | 92% | 2017-01-12 |
| 13008. | Alex (lemonyleaf) | 76.70 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 13009. | Aram (arejm7) | 76.70 | 96% | 2016-08-22 |
| 13010. | Susan (houstonsleepingbeauty) | 76.70 | 94% | 2015-04-09 |
| 13011. | Ronan (ronocoolo) | 76.69 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 13012. | Alejandro (alexrex0) | 76.69 | 95.9% | 2025-01-23 |
| 13013. | Max (granger_types19) | 76.69 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
| 13014. | Juan (lentin_) | 76.69 | 98.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 13015. | JPepperwood (jpepperwood) | 76.69 | 93% | 2016-05-07 |
| 13016. | Ankit (ankit_dollars123) | 76.68 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 13017. | Juliana (juelzita) | 76.68 | 97% | 2023-07-09 |
| 13018. | Harley (senpaislinky) | 76.68 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 13019. | Ramel (masagoyaki) | 76.68 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 13020. | Ariel (ariking777) | 76.68 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |