So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24406. | Jin (aba1731) | 61.60 | 94% | 2013-12-02 |
| 24407. | yesdef (yesdefinitely) | 61.60 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 24408. | MrKiredeid (mrkiredeid) | 61.60 | 93% | 2018-11-29 |
| 24409. | Remember (mmohit) | 61.60 | 93% | 2014-10-20 |
| 24410. | Chloe Belle (chloebelle_2005) | 61.59 | 94% | 2023-07-05 |
| 24411. | Kolos (piteh) | 61.59 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| 24412. | Peter (peterfiroozi) | 61.59 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 24413. | taha (tahashemy) | 61.59 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 24414. | ChronoWolf8 🐺 (kaydenlem... | 61.59 | 94% | 2023-08-22 |
| 24415. | Eduardo (edbravo) | 61.59 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 24416. | Aqib (aqib1990) | 61.59 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 24417. | Nguyen (officialnguyen) | 61.59 | — | 2009-08-03 |
| 24418. | Ng (lookol) | 61.59 | 85% | 2017-02-20 |
| 24419. | vsTerminus (vsterminus) | 61.59 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 24420. | Shakeel (shakeelhadir) | 61.59 | 94% | 2015-04-04 |
| 24421. | CottonHeaded (cottonheadedn... | 61.59 | 93% | 2013-01-02 |
| 24422. | Mason (mason_haggerty) | 61.58 | 88% | 2016-10-23 |
| 24423. | yolo (yolo12369) | 61.58 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 24424. | Daniel (littleredbear97) | 61.58 | 95% | 2023-05-31 |
| 24425. | Foco (foco) | 61.58 | 95% | 2022-06-23 |
| 24426. | Catman (catman847) | 61.58 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 24427. | Matt (saltation) | 61.58 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| 24428. | Goose (friendlygoose) | 61.57 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 24429. | organic (organic__filter) | 61.57 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 24430. | Hiroko (hiroko) | 61.57 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 24431. | Caglar (cypriotboi) | 61.57 | 98% | 2013-12-13 |
| 24432. | Bibek (bibek22) | 61.57 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
| 24433. | shicheng (fgtfer) | 61.57 | 91% | 2016-01-29 |
| 24434. | Tobias (tobiasjm) | 61.57 | 94% | 2013-04-18 |
| 24435. | thu (thupham) | 61.57 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |