I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9367. | Cullen (grayhd) | 87.51 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 9368. | Alex (alexdf54) | 87.50 | 97% | 2024-04-19 |
| 9369. | crytl (crytl) | 87.50 | 95% | 2022-05-03 |
| 9370. | ^-^ (monte123) | 87.50 | 96% | 2016-03-23 |
| 9371. | Nicholas (nkt8256) | 87.50 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 9372. | Noah (apzllo) | 87.50 | 95% | 2018-11-23 |
| 9373. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 87.50 | 97% | 2017-07-08 |
| 9374. | V (vvww) | 87.49 | 97.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9375. | Mike (chuangman) | 87.49 | 96% | 2017-12-26 |
| 9376. | Ian (cacapizon) | 87.49 | 91% | 2016-11-21 |
| 9377. | kekto (theslavemaster) | 87.49 | 98% | 2016-07-19 |
| 9378. | neverminze (neverm1nze) | 87.48 | 97.9% | 2023-10-17 |
| 9379. | jason (thatsniceman) | 87.48 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 9380. | Timothy (adral) | 87.48 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
| 9381. | PKRZ Bright Red Hats (doesi... | 87.48 | 93% | 2015-05-10 |
| 9382. | joelromero012415@yahoo.com.... | 87.48 | 99% | 2015-06-28 |
| 9383. | Mashrur (mashrurhossain) | 87.47 | 95.8% | 2024-03-24 |
| 9384. | Ethan (ethanjb98) | 87.47 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 9385. | Avi (_flv) | 87.47 | 99% | 2018-03-18 |
| 9386. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 87.46 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9387. | DNF (lam4nk) | 87.46 | 96.5% | 2023-10-28 |
| 9388. | Ibnu (ibenusina) | 87.46 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 9389. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 87.46 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9390. | Richard (rhendrick82989) | 87.46 | 96% | 2015-07-29 |
| 9391. | Paul (peazy) | 87.46 | 91% | 2017-04-12 |
| 9392. | Kevin (kevin1499) | 87.45 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 9393. | Noah (bobothechimpanzee) | 87.45 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 9394. | avyn (aavyn) | 87.44 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 9395. | csf (yvan777) | 87.44 | 99% | 2024-09-26 |
| 9396. | Meri (meriw) | 87.44 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |