Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9757. | ocodile (ocodile) | 86.52 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 9758. | Aaron (bentonam) | 86.52 | 95% | 2012-02-24 |
| 9759. | Layton (lillation06) | 86.52 | 97% | 2012-01-30 |
| 9760. | Aether (aetherbane) | 86.52 | 96.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9761. | Alan (itsonlyalan) | 86.51 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 9762. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 86.51 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
| 9763. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 86.51 | 96% | 2018-04-26 |
| 9764. | C (ccc123) | 86.51 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 9765. | Danske (danske21) | 86.51 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 9766. | AFS (justcruzin) | 86.50 | 97% | 2016-02-23 |
| 9767. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 86.50 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 9768. | Lazy (lazy_moon) | 86.50 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 9769. | Midhun (mythicalun) | 86.50 | 95.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 9770. | Raichoo@illidan (pikadahutt) | 86.50 | 90% | 2013-04-23 |
| 9771. | Jared (eaggz_nutz) | 86.50 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 9772. | shawty (pogchampion1969) | 86.50 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
| 9773. | Hejie (hejie023) | 86.49 | 95% | 2015-09-16 |
| 9774. | dk (mash_potatoes) | 86.49 | — | 2010-01-14 |
| 9775. | shahab (prince_s9) | 86.49 | 97% | 2016-10-29 |
| 9776. | Doug (thegenericgeek) | 86.49 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 9777. | Osh (elvor) | 86.49 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 9778. | Grim (grim_reaper191713) | 86.49 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
| 9779. | K (ksil_mac) | 86.49 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 9780. | Jizz (mamski) | 86.48 | 97.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 9781. | User (redytedy) | 86.48 | 100% | 2015-08-27 |
| 9782. | GreenBoy (greenboy818) | 86.48 | 90% | 2017-01-29 |
| 9783. | Drew (yvngcrayon) | 86.48 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 9784. | tofu (gigglesxgiggles) | 86.48 | 91% | 2014-10-21 |
| 9785. | Max (elsancho5) | 86.48 | 99% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9786. | Eren (erenjulien) | 86.48 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |