So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14391. | Mark (corollal) | 77.59 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
| 14392. | Jake (tommytwotoes) | 77.59 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 14393. | Cezar (iamagod666) | 77.59 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
| 14394. | Dess (usuck) | 77.59 | — | 2009-02-19 |
| 14395. | Paul (revolt12) | 77.59 | 94% | 2012-02-12 |
| 14396. | Rosalyn (raisetheroof) | 77.59 | 95% | 2013-08-17 |
| 14397. | Lucian (lucianthomaz) | 77.59 | 94% | 2014-04-28 |
| 14398. | Arthas (arthalich) | 77.58 | 99% | 2022-08-16 |
| 14399. | Patrik (pbody) | 77.58 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 14400. | Jalil (jac28088788) | 77.58 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 14401. | peasant300 (jessebot) | 77.58 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 14402. | rob (jungfeller) | 77.58 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 14403. | Chris (stephan_hunter) | 77.58 | 93% | 2011-11-01 |
| 14404. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 77.58 | 92% | 2017-05-06 |
| 14405. | Zack (zbrooks) | 77.58 | 97% | 2016-03-11 |
| 14406. | Lee (hotdjlee) | 77.58 | 96% | 2013-02-22 |
| 14407. | tstats[aldotroid] (aldotroid) | 77.57 | 96% | 2014-09-05 |
| 14408. | Dvorak (kkqu) | 77.57 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 14409. | Israel (izzy86) | 77.57 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 14410. | dk (mash_potatoes) | 77.57 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 14411. | ernzt (ernzt28) | 77.57 | 98% | 2013-02-02 |
| 14412. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 77.56 | 96% | 2022-07-27 |
| 14413. | Jenny (wombatpoo) | 77.56 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 14414. | Storm (storm_typer) | 77.56 | 96% | 2016-05-27 |
| 14415. | Jonathan (mrflores) | 77.56 | 94% | 2013-10-15 |
| 14416. | Phil (fillagain) | 77.56 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 14417. | S (beerisgod) | 77.56 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 14418. | Mike (atrulz) | 77.56 | 91% | 2012-05-04 |
| 14419. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 77.55 | 99% | 2022-09-27 |
| 14420. | Danish (incognitofinito) | 77.55 | 91% | 2012-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |