I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3590. | 失败者 (palmtreeeee) | 108.04 | 96.3% | 2023-09-10 |
| 3591. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 108.04 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 3592. | kifa (kifa911) | 108.04 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 3593. | Jose (jluiscool) | 108.02 | 98% | 2019-04-25 |
| 3594. | Jai (jaideepjr) | 108.01 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3595. | handsomeguy (s0me0ne) | 108.01 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 3596. | Elkotte (elkotte) | 108.01 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 3597. | Aria (juicyhaluja) | 108.01 | 97% | 2017-05-01 |
| 3598. | mlhhsid (mlhhsid) | 108.01 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 3599. | Rexel Ruiz (tsuzie) | 108.00 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 3600. | krishna (krishhhhna) | 108.00 | 98.4% | 2024-07-08 |
| 3601. | payn (paynnn_) | 107.97 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 3602. | david (daviddadummy) | 107.97 | 99% | 2021-01-18 |
| 3603. | Alexander (torphon) | 107.96 | 100% | 2022-05-05 |
| 3604. | Dookie Shoes (dookie_shoes) | 107.96 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 3605. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 107.96 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 3606. | marzipanic (marzipanic) | 107.95 | 97% | 2025-08-04 |
| 3607. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 107.95 | 99% | 2024-04-13 |
| 3608. | Aidan (trabpukcip) | 107.95 | 96% | 2021-11-13 |
| 3609. | Jj (egeheinewe) | 107.94 | 98.4% | 2024-01-24 |
| 3610. | gort (pinklegneep) | 107.94 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 3611. | Broken fingers (methyl_alco... | 107.93 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 3612. | Nour (nourxcx) | 107.93 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 3613. | random (waltersgo) | 107.92 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 3614. | delfador42 (delfador42) | 107.91 | 99.7% | 2024-05-15 |
| 3615. | Wolah (michael_j_g) | 107.91 | 99% | 2025-08-01 |
| 3616. | eggbog (eggbog) | 107.89 | 97.1% | 2024-04-30 |
| 3617. | nhdtxdy (nhdtxdy) | 107.89 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 3618. | JC (typer778) | 107.89 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 3619. | Azem (peja) | 107.89 | 99% | 2017-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |