As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7330. | little (littleruiness) | 90.43 | 95% | 2016-05-06 |
7331. | Huy (huyxd) | 90.42 | 90% | 2016-12-14 |
7332. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 90.42 | 97% | 2019-03-02 |
7333. | Michael (thechosenguan1999) | 90.42 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
7334. | Victor (susavile) | 90.42 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
7335. | Melvin (reservedaura) | 90.41 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
7336. | rocky (rockybhai__) | 90.41 | 97.6% | 2024-11-12 |
7337. | Abu (abushakeeb) | 90.41 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
7338. | Jordan (yourboijorn) | 90.40 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
7339. | Karl (kiprip) | 90.39 | 95% | 2016-07-11 |
7340. | abs0lutz3r0c007 (abs0lutz3r... | 90.39 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
7341. | Magesh (cali_forniaa) | 90.39 | 98.8% | 2023-09-27 |
7342. | unit (chuwii) | 90.39 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
7343. | eric (slurpmybody) | 90.39 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
7344. | Visa (visatron) | 90.38 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
7345. | Matt (mattserblo) | 90.38 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
7346. | marzipanic (marzipanic) | 90.37 | 97% | 2025-06-23 |
7347. | cayouu (slowesttypist19) | 90.36 | 97.4% | 2023-11-08 |
7348. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 90.35 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
7349. | Tristan (itstristan) | 90.34 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
7350. | skywalker123 (skywalker123) | 90.33 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
7351. | Wusien (wusien) | 90.33 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
7352. | Ryan (rhinojc) | 90.33 | 94% | 2017-03-16 |
7353. | Tim (timaty) | 90.32 | 97% | 2024-12-02 |
7354. | Raz (lotanrazlaptop) | 90.32 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
7355. | coppuh (coppuh) | 90.31 | 96% | 2016-03-30 |
7356. | Ganobrator (ganobrator) | 90.29 | 95% | 2016-04-20 |
7357. | Stebah (stebah) | 90.29 | 89% | 2017-04-27 |
7358. | Murk (marchell0) | 90.29 | 95% | 2022-08-06 |
7359. | typo_racer (haffe) | 90.28 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |