I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6267. | Ignat (cargeh) | 96.02 | 89% | 2016-12-02 |
| 6268. | ßönßön® (bsamontinajr) | 96.02 | 97% | 2016-06-29 |
| 6269. | Jonah (pythias) | 96.01 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 6270. | navi (navreee) | 96.01 | 99% | 2019-12-08 |
| 6271. | sri (sree205) | 96.01 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 6272. | murdershards (murdershards) | 96.01 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 6273. | long bus (sealegs) | 96.01 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
| 6274. | Gordon (tacocheeze) | 96.00 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 6275. | Tyler (superkai65) | 96.00 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 6276. | utnwfyutlwftyulhwt (coleman... | 96.00 | 97% | 2015-12-28 |
| 6277. | 响Clicky响 (meraki01) | 95.99 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 6278. | Dr. Acula (negaja) | 95.99 | 97% | 2024-12-17 |
| 6279. | 响Clicky响 (alfredtan1021) | 95.99 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 6280. | ngmhh (ngmh) | 95.99 | 96% | 2021-10-15 |
| 6281. | Finger King (fingerking123) | 95.99 | 96% | 2016-06-28 |
| 6282. | I am (chaitanyasree) | 95.99 | 99% | 2018-01-19 |
| 6283. | marzipanic (marzipanic) | 95.98 | 99% | 2025-05-19 |
| 6284. | Worth (worths) | 95.98 | 95.9% | 2024-12-29 |
| 6285. | Liam (bangkokracer) | 95.98 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 6286. | Hiruku (utopia_hater) | 95.97 | 98.8% | 2024-09-18 |
| 6287. | manoj (manoj0792) | 95.97 | 97.2% | 2025-03-23 |
| 6288. | Chelsea (chelseashell) | 95.97 | 99.5% | 2023-11-05 |
| 6289. | Liam (liamsullivan) | 95.97 | 94% | 2015-11-04 |
| 6290. | Pufferfish (exceptionallung... | 95.96 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 6291. | bananacake (bananacak3) | 95.96 | 99% | 2017-10-25 |
| 6292. | Ben (thisisben) | 95.95 | 99% | 2025-06-29 |
| 6293. | Evan (gemofevan) | 95.94 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 6294. | Frank (fjdusina) | 95.94 | 97.9% | 2024-12-17 |
| 6295. | Johnny (thatbigboy) | 95.94 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 6296. | Isaac (psachy) | 95.94 | 95.5% | 2024-02-04 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |