Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13236. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 79.66 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 13237. | John (feignx) | 79.66 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 13238. | Chips (mrchips) | 79.66 | 94% | 2015-01-28 |
| 13239. | Miguel (mp.gomes89@gmail.com) | 79.66 | 99% | 2014-12-21 |
| 13240. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 79.66 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 13241. | Reset (probably_a_noob) | 79.65 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 13242. | Jayde (canonjayde) | 79.65 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 13243. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 79.65 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 13244. | Altair (aimenov) | 79.65 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 13245. | Unholy (unholychalupa) | 79.64 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 13246. | 🔪 🌸🔪 🌸🔪 🌸... | 79.64 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
| 13247. | starrysnow (sharmine1997) | 79.64 | 96% | 2017-01-12 |
| 13248. | ரவி (mirasravi2) | 79.64 | 93% | 2013-09-15 |
| 13249. | Gagan (gagannonu640) | 79.64 | 96% | 2011-11-29 |
| 13250. | Wayne (anagram) | 79.64 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 13251. | Aidan (aidan810) | 79.64 | 88% | 2013-01-09 |
| 13252. | Genaro (tamemister) | 79.63 | 97% | 2014-03-11 |
| 13253. | Nick (neepwithin) | 79.63 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 13254. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 79.63 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 13255. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 79.63 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 13256. | luis (luis69) | 79.63 | 95% | 2012-05-12 |
| 13257. | James (prejudice) | 79.63 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 13258. | Song (zeyryu) | 79.63 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 13259. | Harold (sofedeas) | 79.63 | 94% | 2012-11-24 |
| 13260. | Arshad (marshadalimughal@gm... | 79.63 | 96% | 2012-03-23 |
| 13261. | Daniel (shadebyte) | 79.62 | 95% | 2018-09-14 |
| 13262. | Brother (fancyasspigeon) | 79.62 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 13263. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 79.62 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 13264. | Jack (jfragg) | 79.62 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 13265. | Xiao (acky) | 79.61 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |