So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15285. | Noah (iexcelerate) | 75.80 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 15286. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 75.80 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 15287. | svat (svat) | 75.80 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 15288. | The (thesaints) | 75.80 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
| 15289. | Sunny (sun420) | 75.80 | 97% | 2013-01-21 |
| 15290. | Rada (bit_defender) | 75.80 | 93% | 2013-01-12 |
| 15291. | Andy (andy_j_k) | 75.79 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 15292. | Lee (starhole) | 75.79 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| 15293. | b (srefn) | 75.79 | 95% | 2017-03-12 |
| 15294. | Xart (normzkee2) | 75.79 | 93% | 2014-11-05 |
| 15295. | Amber (banditta) | 75.79 | 98% | 2012-09-18 |
| 15296. | seth (sethd97) | 75.78 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 15297. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 75.78 | 95% | 2021-06-27 |
| 15298. | James (jamezjohnson) | 75.78 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 15299. | Rajeeb (rajeeb23k) | 75.78 | 98% | 2012-09-08 |
| 15300. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 75.78 | 94% | 2016-05-28 |
| 15301. | Daniel (tempguan) | 75.77 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 15302. | Camixes (mizkif_fatass) | 75.77 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 15303. | B (bobbym) | 75.77 | 98% | 2015-02-10 |
| 15304. | Tim (wayofwolf) | 75.77 | 95% | 2014-12-11 |
| 15305. | Arshad (marshadalimughal@gm... | 75.77 | 97% | 2011-12-29 |
| 15306. | 🤔 (stabilized) | 75.76 | 97% | 2015-11-29 |
| 15307. | RStypekills (gigibro) | 75.76 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 15308. | Molly (mtm09386) | 75.76 | 93% | 2011-06-10 |
| 15309. | Isaac (youth) | 75.76 | 92% | 2014-04-09 |
| 15310. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 75.76 | 95% | 2015-11-05 |
| 15311. | en (en_revol) | 75.76 | 92% | 2013-10-05 |
| 15312. | toni (noilly) | 75.75 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 15313. | DxB (phantoma) | 75.75 | 92% | 2016-07-23 |
| 15314. | Ian (wakers) | 75.75 | 91% | 2015-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |