As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20012. | shadowsknife (shadowsknife) | 59.21 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 20013. | Dhruv (lord_benjamin) | 59.21 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
| 20014. | Joe (joe_exotic6969) | 59.21 | 96% | 2020-08-12 |
| 20015. | rocket (rocketz) | 59.21 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 20016. | Tommy (tomtom242) | 59.20 | 89% | 2016-12-13 |
| 20017. | danjkstra (danjkstra) | 59.20 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 20018. | Karan (karanyadav153) | 59.20 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
| 20019. | ERMT (beefwong) | 59.20 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 20020. | Cel (celerity_) | 59.20 | 95% | 2020-12-20 |
| 20021. | @ameenunfiltered insta (wis... | 59.19 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 20022. | rolie (deathtopigs) | 59.19 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 20023. | AUDEAMUS (audeamus) | 59.19 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 20024. | tontin (tontinvicinta) | 59.19 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 20025. | Adrian (adrianc04) | 59.19 | 96% | 2019-10-12 |
| 20026. | jai (jaihunter) | 59.19 | 94% | 2018-09-30 |
| 20027. | A (aadimonk) | 59.19 | 88% | 2015-09-06 |
| 20028. | Steven (seteven95) | 59.18 | 95.5% | 2023-10-20 |
| 20029. | Sandwich (marlonbrandoseyes) | 59.18 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 20030. | Dungo (dungodoot) | 59.18 | 95% | 2019-09-13 |
| 20031. | Vicente (vicenteteo) | 59.18 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 20032. | Kristian (hawkfish88) | 59.18 | 87% | 2017-03-24 |
| 20033. | Forty (fortytwo) | 59.17 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
| 20034. | Ngo (prankedmama) | 59.17 | 91% | 2016-11-11 |
| 20035. | Abudlla.Marofi04 (jonsnow21) | 59.17 | 95% | 2022-04-25 |
| 20036. | Stam (stam_01) | 59.17 | 95% | 2021-05-03 |
| 20037. | Tam (tam04101993) | 59.17 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 20038. | ♦☺♦ (lookdownnotjustup) | 59.17 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 20039. | Sujal (sujal_fast) | 59.16 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 20040. | Mandem (mandemz) | 59.16 | 95% | 2023-07-30 |
| 20041. | Tyler (tri_ler) | 59.16 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |