Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6246. | trileafu (frostingbit) | 47.01 | 96% | 2019-05-24 |
| 6247. | Crumpet (crumpet_chris) | 47.00 | 94% | 2019-03-28 |
| 6248. | joefranz (joefranz) | 46.99 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| 6249. | Neeraj (minhasneeeraj) | 46.97 | 95% | 2018-10-28 |
| 6250. | MNM (mnmnour) | 46.97 | 91% | 2017-10-10 |
| 6251. | x0.25 speed (hazyy324) | 46.96 | 95% | 2020-09-21 |
| 6252. | 22Dunix (22dunix) | 46.95 | 95% | 2018-07-26 |
| 6253. | Raghavan (toxic_hack) | 46.95 | 92% | 2020-04-30 |
| 6254. | Aman (akdayma) | 46.95 | 94% | 2020-01-10 |
| 6255. | Jan (lucker_cz) | 46.95 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 6256. | MUKUND (mukundk) | 46.94 | 96% | 2019-07-23 |
| 6257. | Sean (xgamingteam1) | 46.86 | 95% | 2018-04-26 |
| 6258. | vikash (vkas990) | 46.86 | 94% | 2017-08-19 |
| 6259. | William (ithan) | 46.85 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 6260. | Sami (fredsaw) | 46.84 | 95% | 2018-02-28 |
| 6261. | LethargicSloth (lethargicsl... | 46.83 | 94% | 2019-11-02 |
| 6262. | Mark (markofsnow) | 46.81 | 94% | 2020-08-15 |
| 6263. | Joshua (spunkypancake) | 46.81 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 6264. | Adam (zzmeprofit) | 46.79 | 95% | 2019-09-17 |
| 6265. | alexander (alexisawesome63) | 46.79 | 95% | 2017-12-18 |
| 6266. | ssiKY (ssiky) | 46.78 | 94% | 2020-01-10 |
| 6267. | Nguyen (asian_dragon) | 46.78 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 6268. | Ajitesh (adji2057) | 46.75 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 6269. | shawn (troublend) | 46.74 | 93% | 2020-07-03 |
| 6270. | Artem (frenkyftw) | 46.73 | 93% | 2017-10-31 |
| 6271. | Mazen (faster_than_a_bullet) | 46.73 | 93% | 2019-06-07 |
| 6272. | Alo (alooo) | 46.72 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 6273. | Lorcan (lorcan14) | 46.72 | 95% | 2018-08-28 |
| 6274. | Daniel (sirdanix) | 46.72 | 92% | 2020-11-11 |
| 6275. | Fex015 (fex015) | 46.71 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |