The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19987. | Santi (santiracca) | 75.67 | 95.9% | 2024-02-05 |
| 19988. | meepok (joeyiooi2) | 75.67 | 98% | 2025-03-23 |
| 19989. | Austin (soggybread1_74) | 75.67 | 99% | 2026-01-10 |
| 19990. | Matt (weirdoperson) | 75.66 | 93% | 2013-05-19 |
| 19991. | Flaffen (flaffen) | 75.66 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 19992. | peepeegod (shweggy) | 75.66 | 95% | 2018-02-16 |
| 19993. | bart (bartfart) | 75.66 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 19994. | Steven (slowstev) | 75.66 | 91% | 2015-08-08 |
| 19995. | Matt (choofkoof) | 75.66 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 19996. | (wiyw) | 75.66 | 97.2% | 2024-02-21 |
| 19997. | Timothy (papercutsurvivor) | 75.66 | 94.1% | 2024-12-09 |
| 19998. | Muhammad (muhammadusmanrules) | 75.65 | 92% | 2013-01-02 |
| 19999. | Alex (00rj00) | 75.65 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| 20000. | shariski (shariski) | 75.65 | 97.2% | 2025-03-28 |
| 20001. | asianxeggroll (asianxeggroll) | 75.65 | 97% | 2025-07-03 |
| 20002. | Minimalist (grandminimalist) | 75.65 | 97.3% | 2025-05-08 |
| 20003. | Ice (djsmash) | 75.64 | 91% | 2015-07-06 |
| 20004. | running_dog (persists) | 75.64 | 98% | 2016-12-24 |
| 20005. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 75.64 | 99% | 2023-06-24 |
| 20006. | VV (g_vv8) | 75.64 | 93% | 2012-01-16 |
| 20007. | Val (valenre) | 75.64 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 20008. | taj (taj256) | 75.64 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 20009. | Lindsey (elliselchupacabrad... | 75.64 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 20010. | Koopsta Kicca (lord_sinfamous) | 75.64 | 98% | 2019-10-10 |
| 20011. | Ignorant (iggrant) | 75.64 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 20012. | Sydney (squid2222) | 75.64 | 97% | 2024-06-27 |
| 20013. | spacetour72 (spacetour72) | 75.64 | 96% | 2025-02-22 |
| 20014. | Mark Morales (markdev428) | 75.64 | 97% | 2025-02-25 |
| 20015. | Brennan (brennan7) | 75.64 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| 20016. | Sydney (wings35) | 75.63 | 96% | 2025-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |