I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 183. | (dso093) | 128.46 | 98.6% | 2025-01-10 |
| 184. | ตีนหรรษา (k... | 128.45 | 97.7% | 2024-09-01 |
| 185. | Une vie à peindre (badtype... | 128.40 | 99.5% | 2024-06-09 |
| 186. | Adam (adamjason804) | 128.35 | 98.7% | 2023-08-25 |
| 187. | cnp (cnp_) | 128.34 | 97.6% | 2024-08-18 |
| 188. | Evan (tshiknn) | 128.23 | 98.6% | 2024-07-12 |
| 189. | (_folder) | 127.99 | 98.2% | 2024-02-14 |
| 190. | Oleh (ptrvtch) | 127.89 | 99% | 2023-07-04 |
| 191. | badtyper (kaboom5) | 127.83 | 99% | 2024-02-25 |
| 192. | moon (moonpi) | 127.76 | 98.6% | 2024-02-08 |
| 193. | mike (voluptuous) | 127.66 | 97.9% | 2023-06-13 |
| 194. | heartemoji (heartemoji2) | 127.59 | 98.3% | 2024-07-07 |
| 195. | (clergy) | 127.58 | 97.6% | 2024-08-23 |
| 196. | colamek (colamek) | 127.54 | 98% | 2024-04-13 |
| 197. | ROLLLA ROLLLA ROLLLA ROLLLA... | 127.51 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 198. | Flibberti (flibbertigibbet) | 127.38 | 99% | 2024-11-08 |
| 199. | -MarkVS- (mark40511) | 127.36 | 99.2% | 2023-08-24 |
| 200. | nikhil (forceablebean6) | 127.28 | 99% | 2023-05-14 |
| 201. | izzy on dialup (ordies) | 127.27 | 97.8% | 2024-09-29 |
| 202. | (zest) | 127.25 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 203. | 16/f/cali (ultrashibe) | 127.22 | 96.4% | 2024-04-18 |
| 204. | (rayer) | 127.14 | 98.6% | 2023-05-16 |
| 205. | AnakNgPating (2001or21) | 127.07 | 96.8% | 2024-11-13 |
| 206. | vulturesintrees (vulturesin... | 126.85 | 97% | 2024-12-11 |
| 207. | x (managerhwang) | 126.85 | 97.1% | 2025-02-12 |
| 208. | (jlachney) | 126.84 | 97.1% | 2024-02-10 |
| 209. | Juggle (juggle6) | 126.70 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 210. | berbseedle (thatonebedsheet... | 126.62 | 99.1% | 2024-12-24 |
| 211. | fruit (special_vegetable) | 126.51 | 97.4% | 2023-07-20 |
| 212. | ehsaas (_ehsaas_gupta) | 126.51 | 98.6% | 2024-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |