So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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30561. | slow (slowestpupil) | 49.00 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
30562. | Aniket (aniketgore) | 49.00 | 85% | 2015-06-14 |
30563. | Matthew (macitron3000) | 49.00 | 96% | 2012-12-04 |
30564. | Fi (rocafili) | 49.00 | 96% | 2016-02-27 |
30565. | Maxim (predmax) | 49.00 | 96% | 2018-03-23 |
30566. | Aryan (aryansoman2) | 48.99 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
30567. | Isar (isarsni2006) | 48.99 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
30568. | louis (louis) | 48.99 | — | 2009-02-09 |
30569. | MAMUN (wmamunhossain) | 48.98 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
30570. | Hello (islambek198) | 48.98 | 92% | 2018-11-06 |
30571. | windy_sea (calm_breeze) | 48.97 | 94% | 2022-03-01 |
30572. | tstats[ayush_] (ayush_) | 48.97 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
30573. | Tsun Yui (jackycty) | 48.97 | 96% | 2012-12-21 |
30574. | Kia (kiabin) | 48.96 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
30575. | atsidon (atsidon) | 48.96 | 95% | 2011-09-28 |
30576. | Speed limit (zeezee__rude) | 48.96 | 96% | 2016-07-28 |
30577. | Muhammad (mohammad_emon) | 48.95 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
30578. | Xephonx (xephonx) | 48.95 | 88% | 2013-07-14 |
30579. | Nuk (soulquiz) | 48.95 | 94% | 2015-01-20 |
30580. | marita (marita09) | 48.95 | — | 2009-06-25 |
30581. | Ronal (ronal_st) | 48.94 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
30582. | Jing (jing_feng) | 48.94 | 94% | 2017-03-12 |
30583. | Fadil (fadil_ilham) | 48.94 | 89% | 2014-11-12 |
30584. | eleno (elenomanla) | 48.94 | 95% | 2013-03-06 |
30585. | Alamgir (alamgirvigu) | 48.94 | 98% | 2014-08-16 |
30586. | Donie (el_donie) | 48.92 | 95% | 2022-07-15 |
30587. | Jem (jampr) | 48.92 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
30588. | Nyny (nyny) | 48.92 | 95% | 2011-08-31 |
30589. | Soe (eosc) | 48.92 | 90% | 2016-01-27 |
30590. | yo (energybow) | 48.92 | — | 2010-08-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |