Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2242. | Tanay (tanayy) | 83.69 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 2243. | Victor (vhlin) | 83.69 | 96% | 2018-12-09 |
| 2244. | InfiniteCows (infinitecows) | 83.66 | 98% | 2019-09-27 |
| 2245. | Douglas (ossmando) | 83.66 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 2246. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 83.64 | 98% | 2020-06-20 |
| 2247. | Jeremy (jborum) | 83.63 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 2248. | Bucky (buckyplaysatwork) | 83.60 | 98% | 2019-02-21 |
| 2249. | Markus (mkh90) | 83.57 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| 2250. | Kevin (kmcneill93) | 83.57 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 2251. | Max (souriz) | 83.56 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 2252. | Rafael (rafaelopz) | 83.55 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 2253. | Satoru (satoru_gojo) | 83.54 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 2254. | Meta (metahead) | 83.54 | 97% | 2020-06-21 |
| 2255. | DZXC (sdzxc) | 83.53 | 96% | 2019-12-19 |
| 2256. | Christian (the_tian) | 83.51 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 2257. | Cindy (bigboiconde) | 83.50 | 95% | 2020-11-08 |
| 2258. | Imhotep (marcus_aurelius) | 83.49 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 2259. | Salad (iuseblueswitchesands... | 83.49 | 95% | 2020-07-24 |
| 2260. | pankie fanger (never_give_u... | 83.48 | 99% | 2020-11-27 |
| 2261. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 83.46 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 2262. | Jason (bliuejay) | 83.45 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 2263. | topre (bathybathy) | 83.45 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 2264. | Cameron (thegreatrodinkis) | 83.44 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 2265. | Filipo (filipo) | 83.44 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 2266. | john helldiver (ireallymatt... | 83.44 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 2267. | Anthea (antheafu) | 83.43 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| 2268. | sheep (theonesheep) | 83.43 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 2269. | Steac (steac) | 83.40 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2270. | (treje) | 83.38 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 2271. | Tyler (stchap714) | 83.38 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |