I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15567. | NDmurda (ndmurda) | 74.39 | 96.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 15568. | Kabi (kabivelrat) | 74.39 | 98% | 2019-11-30 |
| 15569. | Albara'a (albara_k) | 74.39 | 96.4% | 2024-03-16 |
| 15570. | strucid (strucidguy123) | 74.39 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 15571. | Joshua Rios (snittch) | 74.39 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 15572. | Ethan (sentimentaltype) | 74.39 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 15573. | Shanyangi (shaydavid) | 74.39 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 15574. | Serv (servgd) | 74.39 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 15575. | pewpewdevildog (pewpewdevil... | 74.39 | 98.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 15576. | Parsa (5barsa5seconds) | 74.39 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 15577. | 150304471 (150304471) | 74.39 | 95% | 2020-08-22 |
| 15578. | John (jgrasso4) | 74.39 | 95% | 2017-05-11 |
| 15579. | Ziad (ziad_abdelaziz) | 74.38 | 96% | 2024-08-19 |
| 15580. | Feli (dottedladybug) | 74.38 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 15581. | JP (kropekzie) | 74.38 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 15582. | Daniel (rirylon) | 74.38 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
| 15583. | Eli Van Stichelen (stichelman) | 74.37 | 97.2% | 2025-04-15 |
| 15584. | Imhotep (marcus_aurelius) | 74.37 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
| 15585. | Emdadul (emdad439) | 74.36 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
| 15586. | elfy (wlfyy) | 74.35 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 15587. | Martin (gibom) | 74.35 | 96% | 2023-08-07 |
| 15588. | Lennart (georgy216) | 74.35 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 15589. | Hunter (bpagent86) | 74.34 | 94% | 2018-07-12 |
| 15590. | Malaikev (fonsdal) | 74.34 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
| 15591. | Wakwithu_LKamanga (wakwithu) | 74.34 | 98% | 2019-01-30 |
| 15592. | Rachid (soloq_warrior) | 74.33 | 95% | 2017-09-16 |
| 15593. | Wawa (wawa286) | 74.33 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 15594. | kenzie (kenzierymes) | 74.32 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
| 15595. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 74.32 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 15596. | Naisargi (mehtaphysicalfool) | 74.32 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |