So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28430. | John (happyguy2000) | 54.62 | 99% | 2022-05-17 |
| 28431. | Halim (halim_karam) | 54.62 | 95% | 2012-11-17 |
| 28432. | Aneta (annyt) | 54.62 | 94% | 2011-10-27 |
| 28433. | Nun (lackingnight) | 54.61 | 92% | 2019-07-18 |
| 28434. | Dmitriy (drevidchuck) | 54.61 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
| 28435. | no (pepo_kamal) | 54.61 | 94% | 2020-11-11 |
| 28436. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 54.61 | 93% | 2013-08-23 |
| 28437. | lee (wndnjs4389) | 54.60 | 95% | 2021-07-16 |
| 28438. | Adli (athelee) | 54.60 | 94% | 2020-02-05 |
| 28439. | Nghia (camaraderie23_7) | 54.60 | 97% | 2013-06-26 |
| 28440. | Ezainy (xxs0ulhunterzxx) | 54.60 | 93% | 2018-08-02 |
| 28441. | Nota (filco2ninga) | 54.60 | 89% | 2013-06-22 |
| 28442. | Mato (metiu07) | 54.59 | 85% | 2017-01-13 |
| 28443. | Kirill (kant97) | 54.59 | 94.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 28444. | lukman (kopimaniz) | 54.59 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| 28445. | gera (gera2826) | 54.59 | 88% | 2015-01-06 |
| 28446. | Sarah (smarit) | 54.58 | 95% | 2021-10-04 |
| 28447. | Alexa (swimmer_) | 54.58 | 94% | 2020-06-15 |
| 28448. | Aggy (tuigovno) | 54.58 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 28449. | Minh (minh13055) | 54.58 | 99% | 2011-07-06 |
| 28450. | Teddy (stargazingteddy) | 54.58 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 28451. | TNT92fin (tnt92fin) | 54.58 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 28452. | bhav (bhavsan) | 54.58 | 96% | 2020-06-07 |
| 28453. | MUGI (munkhbayar_mugi131) | 54.58 | 93% | 2016-01-24 |
| 28454. | mohammad (mohd25) | 54.58 | 98% | 2017-01-18 |
| 28455. | Hummer (marcus@gmail.com) | 54.58 | 92% | 2013-01-11 |
| 28456. | Kevin (kc4tennis) | 54.58 | 99% | 2014-09-30 |
| 28457. | Eddie (eddieaconnects) | 54.58 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 28458. | Danky (dankyv1) | 54.57 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 28459. | Raghav (aimbot55) | 54.57 | 95% | 2023-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |