The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6242. | mairzydoats_mason (jjohn881) | 98.60 | 98% | 2013-08-24 |
| 6243. | Big (bighorse) | 98.60 | 92% | 2016-04-19 |
| 6244. | Alex (rednaxt) | 98.59 | 99% | 2021-10-01 |
| 6245. | Ksizzzzz (ksiz) | 98.59 | 100% | 2021-12-31 |
| 6246. | Ungenda (whooshmattoosh) | 98.59 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 6247. | Dat (hiraku5678) | 98.59 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 6248. | Bella Lucita (dj_e) | 98.59 | 97% | 2011-08-08 |
| 6249. | Daniel (blackout769) | 98.59 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 6250. | ppLaser (fathertoben) | 98.58 | 99% | 2021-09-08 |
| 6251. | Alex (monkeytypist) | 98.58 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 6252. | Omer (om3rrr) | 98.58 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 6253. | Buba (emaus4) | 98.58 | 93% | 2012-06-03 |
| 6254. | uniracer (uniracer) | 98.58 | 99% | 2016-06-25 |
| 6255. | Turtle (turtiee) | 98.58 | 98% | 2017-05-12 |
| 6256. | Chelsea (4mmc) | 98.58 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| 6257. | emo (emo93) | 98.57 | — | 2009-12-25 |
| 6258. | Justin (justinmc7) | 98.56 | 97% | 2013-09-08 |
| 6259. | Jordan (jahallc) | 98.56 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 6260. | Marc (marc_keychron) | 98.56 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 6261. | La Familia (xquyen) | 98.56 | 98.6% | 2023-09-04 |
| 6262. | ehe (aeronsic) | 98.56 | 99% | 2023-03-31 |
| 6263. | Arnold (bryx0) | 98.56 | 93% | 2013-01-11 |
| 6264. | Only typing will save the w... | 98.55 | 94% | 2012-04-14 |
| 6265. | Duke (needdiscipline) | 98.54 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 6266. | Jack (jackbond) | 98.54 | 95% | 2011-11-22 |
| 6267. | Víctor (svictors) | 98.54 | 94% | 2012-12-13 |
| 6268. | Master (mcrockett) | 98.54 | 98% | 2016-06-27 |
| 6269. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 98.54 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| 6270. | Patrik (isei) | 98.54 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 6271. | Justin (justin_ephemeral) | 98.53 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |