As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17011. | Mannyv161 (mannyv151) | 68.32 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 17012. | kiwi (horrendouskiwi) | 68.32 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 17013. | gracie (graaaaacie) | 68.31 | 98% | 2024-05-10 |
| 17014. | Alex (singingsundays) | 68.31 | 95% | 2018-05-14 |
| 17015. | Bob (bobdob) | 68.30 | 95% | 2015-12-09 |
| 17016. | scrubs (scrubs1906) | 68.30 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 17017. | CS (rubikfan) | 68.29 | 94% | 2016-05-29 |
| 17018. | Niklas (kahitar) | 68.29 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 17019. | duonghoang05@gmail.com (duo... | 68.29 | 94% | 2015-06-12 |
| 17020. | harshil (monsta_001) | 68.29 | 95% | 2022-03-29 |
| 17021. | Felix (kekti) | 68.29 | 81% | 2016-04-17 |
| 17022. | Josh (2coolrazu09) | 68.28 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
| 17023. | Jacque (jrobyabich) | 68.28 | 97.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 17024. | Pedro (nonvegancyclist) | 68.28 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 17025. | twickortweat (talkingbebuu) | 68.28 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 17026. | Beto (betoboullosa) | 68.28 | 93% | 2016-03-30 |
| 17027. | Cow (cowsnipe) | 68.27 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 17028. | bruh (bruh39090) | 68.27 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
| 17029. | Fishdog (fishdoggone) | 68.27 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
| 17030. | Roland (manong50wpm) | 68.27 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 17031. | Glenma (twotwoartz) | 68.26 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
| 17032. | Ronnie (venomrdr) | 68.26 | 96% | 2023-05-12 |
| 17033. | Haard (haard_26) | 68.26 | 95.1% | 2024-01-05 |
| 17034. | Maia (kuulmaia) | 68.26 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 17035. | Capablanca (capablanca373) | 68.26 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 17036. | jesse (jesse_bro) | 68.25 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 17037. | Keybot (keybot) | 68.25 | 92% | 2015-10-21 |
| 17038. | Matt (stalasphyx) | 68.25 | 94% | 2016-05-09 |
| 17039. | Follow IG (adhiyaksa_n) | 68.25 | 95% | 2017-02-02 |
| 17040. | takia! (takisnm) | 68.24 | 95% | 2022-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |