So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21593. | megghraj (thegame365) | 66.01 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 21594. | Micah (demonschnauzer) | 66.01 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
| 21595. | wattana (lonemind) | 66.01 | 93% | 2012-09-17 |
| 21596. | Blaine (kerns) | 66.01 | 91% | 2017-02-15 |
| 21597. | Darko (d_a_x) | 66.01 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 21598. | Max (hooterr) | 66.00 | 94% | 2020-11-02 |
| 21599. | Xi Jinping (wuhan_virus) | 66.00 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
| 21600. | shanky (shankyk) | 66.00 | 97% | 2015-05-03 |
| 21601. | Yanzhuo (yzmonsterhunter) | 66.00 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 21602. | minh (minhtk) | 66.00 | 99% | 2015-11-27 |
| 21603. | Satheesh (satheesh) | 66.00 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 21604. | Daniel (toughguy21) | 66.00 | 89% | 2016-01-29 |
| 21605. | Tuminure (tuminure) | 66.00 | 94% | 2012-06-27 |
| 21606. | Jeremy (jlaihong) | 66.00 | 89% | 2016-11-10 |
| 21607. | Tianqi (chentianqi) | 66.00 | 92% | 2015-09-12 |
| 21608. | boyoftoy (boyoftoy) | 66.00 | 95% | 2011-12-27 |
| 21609. | Hadern (hadern) | 65.99 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 21610. | Jacob (nutsak) | 65.99 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 21611. | Eddie (eddie_08) | 65.99 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 21612. | manoj (manojrawat6453) | 65.99 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 21613. | Aditya Pratap (anarchy_) | 65.99 | 92% | 2012-09-12 |
| 21614. | Matrix (ss005) | 65.99 | 99% | 2018-06-06 |
| 21615. | Sean (seanwtang) | 65.99 | 96% | 2017-08-16 |
| 21616. | Yu Han (qythium) | 65.99 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 21617. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 65.99 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 21618. | Rose (rose_cabanag@yahoo.com) | 65.99 | 96% | 2012-05-31 |
| 21619. | Lösälgen (losaglen) | 65.98 | 91% | 2012-04-30 |
| 21620. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 65.98 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
| 21621. | Dhruv (the_mob) | 65.98 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 21622. | Ege (pxlwlkr) | 65.98 | 94% | 2017-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |