Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4294. | Emanuel (dragonfejbel) | 60.84 | 92% | 2018-11-22 |
| 4295. | Katya (nothing_is_available) | 60.83 | 99% | 2020-03-10 |
| 4296. | captain (fegit) | 60.82 | 95% | 2021-07-17 |
| 4297. | Anders (andersg1) | 60.82 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 4298. | supermonkey (sup3rm0nk3y) | 60.80 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4299. | Tal (themlgsquid) | 60.78 | 94% | 2020-03-30 |
| 4300. | Robert (nforcer) | 60.78 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4301. | xd (palmate) | 60.77 | 94% | 2020-07-21 |
| 4302. | Ali (murad_shah) | 60.75 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4303. | Tomas (tigfiend) | 60.73 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 4304. | Michal (fly_you_fools) | 60.73 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
| 4305. | McDonald's (cheeseburgerfro... | 60.72 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4306. | Seth (hewhoisnt) | 60.72 | 94% | 2018-08-05 |
| 4307. | FurrJerr (furrjerr) | 60.72 | 94% | 2020-08-31 |
| 4308. | Ahmed (ahmekal) | 60.72 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4309. | Ahrar (ahrar) | 60.72 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 4310. | Fabrizio (fabriuzi) | 60.71 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 4311. | Manish (manish_joshi) | 60.71 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
| 4312. | Andreas (abouras) | 60.69 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 4313. | dani (danisirico) | 60.68 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4314. | Phantom (dactue1006) | 60.68 | 96% | 2019-05-28 |
| 4315. | BoxingNguyen (boxingnguyen) | 60.67 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 4316. | isthislewz (isthislewz) | 60.66 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4317. | Acehunter1 (acehunter14) | 60.66 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 4318. | Pakistan (ethanithiel) | 60.66 | 99% | 2019-09-25 |
| 4319. | Tatum (tatumshay1) | 60.65 | 95% | 2019-04-08 |
| 4320. | Tim (mistertim) | 60.64 | 95% | 2018-12-02 |
| 4321. | Taneri (revirial) | 60.64 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 4322. | brody (brodyb2003) | 60.62 | 95% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4323. | Tom (tom1110) | 60.61 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |