As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21824. | Macsmasher (macsmasher) | 56.69 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
21825. | Bobby (duckstep43) | 56.69 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
21826. | pamm991 (pamm991) | 56.68 | 96.8% | 2023-11-02 |
21827. | HawkEye (hawk_eye) | 56.68 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
21828. | Raditya (raditya98) | 56.68 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
21829. | Sourav (sourav_malo) | 56.68 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
21830. | lilinfang (hk_l) | 56.68 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
21831. | GERALD (hackerxxx0021) | 56.68 | 90% | 2015-08-13 |
21832. | Abdelrahman (ashalaby) | 56.67 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
21833. | issac (tanthanhkaka) | 56.67 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
21834. | Shakir (rikahs) | 56.67 | 96.4% | 2021-02-20 |
21835. | Nithin (nithin_noob) | 56.66 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
21836. | hossameldien (hossam23177) | 56.66 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
21837. | Odo (odo_bean) | 56.65 | 93.9% | 2023-10-10 |
21838. | ober (beginracing) | 56.65 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
21839. | wang (wangtest1) | 56.65 | 95% | 2019-05-13 |
21840. | Sachin (mysterious____) | 56.64 | 95% | 2022-09-07 |
21841. | Saqib (saqib733) | 56.64 | 96.7% | 2023-07-01 |
21842. | Ethan (thandrew) | 56.64 | 94% | 2018-03-07 |
21843. | need more fingers (fingers7) | 56.64 | 94% | 2021-02-27 |
21844. | Luu (luwu) | 56.64 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
21845. | Sami (t1sami) | 56.64 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
21846. | Manish (manish_joshi) | 56.64 | 95% | 2019-02-20 |
21847. | Zewz (incon) | 56.64 | 92% | 2016-12-17 |
21848. | snoker (snoker_) | 56.63 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
21849. | jack (vunda) | 56.63 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
21850. | I_m_a_fish (rahul_81) | 56.63 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
21851. | Manendra (money1010) | 56.63 | 96% | 2017-03-09 |
21852. | Azizbek (aziz4ik) | 56.63 | 93% | 2020-12-30 |
21853. | Himanshu (himanshu_sahni) | 56.63 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |