As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17280. | Cuong (thecuongtheieu) | 67.08 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 17281. | Hanchy (hanchyguy) | 67.08 | 92% | 2016-05-13 |
| 17282. | Winston (winstonearnest) | 67.07 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 17283. | Amit (amitkarmakar13) | 67.07 | 86% | 2016-04-04 |
| 17284. | Shawn (shawtyper) | 67.07 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 17285. | ChengYue (dongchengyue) | 67.07 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 17286. | x (xyzxyz) | 67.07 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
| 17287. | ameb (ameb) | 67.06 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 17288. | peter (peterfan) | 67.06 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 17289. | Manish (manishmalaviya) | 67.06 | 100% | 2018-03-06 |
| 17290. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 67.06 | 93% | 2015-10-15 |
| 17291. | maia (maiaau) | 67.05 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| 17292. | Daphne (trippyonions) | 67.05 | 96% | 2024-09-28 |
| 17293. | Paulius (konstruktorius) | 67.05 | 96.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17294. | Mighty (min111) | 67.05 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 17295. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 67.05 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
| 17296. | Ben (bmoran) | 67.04 | 89% | 2017-04-24 |
| 17297. | Trevor (tfresh) | 67.04 | 95% | 2024-06-28 |
| 17298. | Arr (arrfuu) | 67.04 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 17299. | Kat (rnkea28) | 67.04 | 95% | 2016-10-23 |
| 17300. | Steve (maltrongeek) | 67.04 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
| 17301. | Mohit (zarthon) | 67.03 | 90% | 2015-05-05 |
| 17302. | Keane (n0tomorrow) | 67.03 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 17303. | LYNC (lync_00) | 67.03 | 97.9% | 2021-02-05 |
| 17304. | Churro (likechocopie) | 67.02 | 95.6% | 2024-02-15 |
| 17305. | jk (kookiejk) | 67.02 | 96.6% | 2025-01-11 |
| 17306. | Gnarly (gnarlydawg) | 67.02 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 17307. | weights (weights) | 67.02 | 99% | 2023-01-31 |
| 17308. | Siddiqjon (siddiqjonuz) | 67.02 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 17309. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 67.02 | 88% | 2015-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |