As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6427. | Samuel (candiru) | 93.05 | 96% | 2015-12-20 |
| 6428. | Salted (salted_mangoes) | 93.04 | 95% | 2022-07-24 |
| 6429. | Fluoride Action Network (nize) | 93.04 | 94% | 2021-04-06 |
| 6430. | pbflmizzle (pbflmizzle) | 93.04 | 92% | 2016-01-29 |
| 6431. | :) (jjz03) | 93.04 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
| 6432. | James (jmather1) | 93.03 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 6433. | 量子男子 (perapera2002) | 93.01 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 6434. | Mitchell (datasnaek) | 93.01 | 99% | 2023-06-08 |
| 6435. | Michael (michaelsni97) | 93.01 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 6436. | Byron (byrontan) | 93.01 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 6437. | Anthony (an1hony) | 93.01 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 6438. | Mannered Youth (mannered_yo... | 93.00 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 6439. | Cris (schmidtolini) | 93.00 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 6440. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 93.00 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 6441. | King (kingthiccness) | 93.00 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 6442. | Marko (alchemist1) | 93.00 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 6443. | Fons (fonsie89) | 92.99 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 6444. | Zach (malkyie) | 92.99 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 6445. | Anonymous (ballistic_kraken) | 92.99 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 6446. | horus (horus44) | 92.99 | 95% | 2022-02-27 |
| 6447. | Antony (masternub) | 92.98 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 6448. | Herrah (neiljmth) | 92.98 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 6449. | Nat (nat221b) | 92.98 | 97.2% | 2023-08-14 |
| 6450. | dave (noonzz) | 92.98 | 96% | 2016-02-22 |
| 6451. | KH (gpx2ero) | 92.98 | 98% | 2016-08-24 |
| 6452. | Rorie (roriekun) | 92.98 | 97% | 2021-02-01 |
| 6453. | Grey (grey2) | 92.98 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
| 6454. | Abbacchio (abbacchio) | 92.97 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 6455. | Sarao Jeepney (kingoftheroad) | 92.97 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 6456. | Miq (karmik) | 92.97 | 96% | 2016-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |