The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11592. | Donald James R. Sumalinog (... | 84.71 | 97% | 2024-03-29 |
| 11593. | Sascha (sushy27) | 84.71 | 97% | 2024-12-12 |
| 11594. | jabroski (ritzuu) | 84.71 | 97% | 2024-03-31 |
| 11595. | liav (liavz123) | 84.71 | 98.8% | 2024-08-15 |
| 11596. | new keyb who dis(k3 max) (s... | 84.71 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 11597. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 84.71 | 97% | 2024-02-23 |
| 11598. | Filip (sustainedcruelty) | 84.71 | 98% | 2023-11-08 |
| 11599. | Ilovegays (smintz) | 84.71 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 11600. | Michelle (mvchelle) | 84.71 | 98% | 2024-09-26 |
| 11601. | Ovanchu (magealman) | 84.71 | 97% | 2013-05-03 |
| 11602. | La Telefona (la_telephona) | 84.70 | 98% | 2024-08-16 |
| 11603. | levani (levanacixo) | 84.70 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 11604. | Amir (nao.paladin@yahoo.com) | 84.70 | 96% | 2015-02-04 |
| 11605. | Josh (j2k__) | 84.70 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 11606. | Hamza (hamza1234) | 84.70 | 95% | 2014-12-04 |
| 11607. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 84.70 | 99% | 2013-12-26 |
| 11608. | (strongly_typed_meteorite) | 84.69 | 97% | 2024-08-19 |
| 11609. | Alex (makassiouk) | 84.69 | 98.1% | 2024-03-27 |
| 11610. | Peshraw-Kurdi (peshraw) | 84.69 | 96.7% | 2024-09-25 |
| 11611. | long (yourdad_69420) | 84.69 | 99% | 2022-07-22 |
| 11612. | Luke (lukeeff) | 84.69 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 11613. | Simon (simon_f1) | 84.69 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 11614. | Mo (colonelm0) | 84.69 | 95% | 2015-06-03 |
| 11615. | Justin (imbaman) | 84.69 | 96% | 2011-11-04 |
| 11616. | Auram (auram) | 84.68 | 96.6% | 2025-01-11 |
| 11617. | sir abelot (lololong) | 84.68 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 11618. | Csh48GbH (jklasdfklj) | 84.68 | 98% | 2024-06-22 |
| 11619. | vashista (vashistavasi) | 84.68 | 98% | 2023-12-10 |
| 11620. | Dusple (dusple) | 84.68 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
| 11621. | ninjapina (ninjapina) | 84.68 | 94% | 2016-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |