Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4003. | Kingmurloc (kingmurloc) | 68.68 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 4004. | Declan (decmz) | 68.68 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 4005. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 68.67 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 4006. | Mihir (plibither8) | 68.66 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 4007. | Xaviarxx (xaviarxx) | 68.65 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 4008. | Lee (whaocool) | 68.65 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 4009. | Zor-Pieu (peter00151) | 68.65 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 4010. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 68.64 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 4011. | Jimmy (ricer_workman) | 68.64 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 4012. | Neil (neilasplin) | 68.63 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 4013. | henze (henze777) | 68.62 | 95% | 2018-11-30 |
| 4014. | Jason (zidea) | 68.62 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 4015. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 68.62 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
| 4016. | Fraser (fracan) | 68.61 | 94% | 2019-06-24 |
| 4017. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 68.59 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 4018. | Garrett (wgjbv) | 68.58 | 95% | 2018-11-13 |
| 4019. | Lee (enelledee) | 68.57 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4020. | majid (majidabbas7301) | 68.57 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 4021. | Ayrton (ayrtonns) | 68.55 | 95% | 2018-05-26 |
| 4022. | Hxwk (hxwkoncrack) | 68.55 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 4023. | Aditya (vastolorde95) | 68.55 | 95% | 2018-02-21 |
| 4024. | Clemens (clemens1337) | 68.55 | 95% | 2018-08-28 |
| 4025. | deegl0rd (stimoze) | 68.55 | 94% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4026. | Kyle (jumpmankg15) | 68.54 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 4027. | tyrful (tyrful) | 68.54 | 94% | 2019-04-08 |
| 4028. | Sta (sterlingstagner) | 68.54 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 4029. | Bill (bill497) | 68.54 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 4030. | TJ (breathingpuppy) | 68.53 | 94% | 2019-10-29 |
| 4031. | صنديد (sundid) | 68.53 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 4032. | GIMLY98 (gimly98) | 68.53 | 95% | 2017-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |