When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7000. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 90.93 | 99% | 2025-07-27 |
| 7001. | Ed (eoyama) | 90.93 | 98% | 2022-07-06 |
| 7002. | cosmic (justcosmic) | 90.92 | 99% | 2019-01-26 |
| 7003. | Nick (bluepenredpen) | 90.92 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 7004. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 90.92 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 7005. | Chris (cjmets) | 90.91 | 97% | 2024-12-23 |
| 7006. | EzBeau (ezbeau) | 90.91 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 7007. | 苦 (petrichor98) | 90.91 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 7008. | ryan (torshe) | 90.91 | 95.6% | 2023-09-23 |
| 7009. | donkeysbanana (donkeysbanana) | 90.91 | 99% | 2023-05-30 |
| 7010. | Jazz (jazzfunk37) | 90.91 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 7011. | LIQ (mlgshotgun747) | 90.91 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 7012. | Baris (tlee119) | 90.91 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 7013. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 90.91 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 7014. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 90.91 | 99% | 2020-07-09 |
| 7015. | H (docsattar) | 90.91 | 100% | 2020-05-12 |
| 7016. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 90.90 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 7017. | get_on_board (get_on_board) | 90.90 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 7018. | John (typist426) | 90.90 | 98% | 2017-05-16 |
| 7019. | majid (majidabbas7301) | 90.90 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 7020. | dilshan nirodha (dilshannir... | 90.89 | 98% | 2024-10-23 |
| 7021. | Theo (theo_crata) | 90.89 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 7022. | Sick (sickguy) | 90.89 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 7023. | padoru (padoru69) | 90.89 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| 7024. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 90.89 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 7025. | Jorn (dealermedic) | 90.88 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
| 7026. | niceu (nice_u) | 90.88 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 7027. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 90.88 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 7028. | KuyateClanYT (kuyateclanyt) | 90.88 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 7029. | Sam (qroshi) | 90.87 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |