As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4965. | Chelsea (chelsea0099) | 97.50 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
| 4966. | Blade (kingsblade) | 97.50 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 4967. | Aidan (slippp3r) | 97.49 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 4968. | Charles (chazz1222) | 97.49 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 4969. | Radmilo (radmilo) | 97.49 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 4970. | John (craftinpark) | 97.49 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| 4971. | Brandon (dvorak_scrub) | 97.49 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 4972. | J FeelsGoodMan (afflict3d) | 97.49 | 96% | 2016-08-30 |
| 4973. | Wszxvq (wszxvq) | 97.48 | 98% | 2016-10-06 |
| 4974. | aaronmcg (aaronmcg) | 97.47 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 4975. | Naba (naba0224) | 97.47 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 4976. | Ben (alestz) | 97.47 | 95% | 2016-09-18 |
| 4977. | Daniel (rawsas) | 97.46 | 88% | 2015-10-09 |
| 4978. | desmos (desmos) | 97.46 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 4979. | Conspiracy (realkingofgames) | 97.46 | 98.6% | 2023-05-19 |
| 4980. | Ryan (rbiery) | 97.46 | 98% | 2016-01-22 |
| 4981. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 97.45 | 100% | 2017-06-11 |
| 4982. | Ahsan (haris_ahmed) | 97.45 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 4983. | Giuseppe (shmebulock2) | 97.44 | 96.4% | 2023-06-17 |
| 4984. | Timothy Tiew (timothytiew123) | 97.43 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 4985. | Patrick (apbowler) | 97.43 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 4986. | Obi (ratiotile) | 97.43 | 91% | 2016-12-20 |
| 4987. | α+ßx+ε (wrodar) | 97.43 | 98% | 2015-10-09 |
| 4988. | Vinicius (vknoguti) | 97.42 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 4989. | Ryan (rp322) | 97.41 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4990. | Arief (ilikfunky7) | 97.41 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 4991. | soldano (soldano) | 97.41 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 4992. | nocchio (nocchio) | 97.40 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| 4993. | Aleksandar (usernamegold) | 97.40 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 4994. | Luigi (jorge_da_borracha) | 97.40 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |