The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25678. | Katalin (manelly) | 63.13 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 25679. | Jan (janzzii) | 63.13 | — | 2010-06-19 |
| 25680. | Wayne (bachi95) | 63.13 | 96% | 2014-03-09 |
| 25681. | E io pago E io pago (italia... | 63.12 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 25682. | Jonathan (jonmixnblend) | 63.12 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 25683. | Navid Jeanz (jeanz) | 63.12 | 91% | 2011-06-06 |
| 25684. | Aidil (aidil42) | 63.12 | 95% | 2019-06-21 |
| 25685. | Alberto (draganuth) | 63.12 | 94% | 2013-04-21 |
| 25686. | light (archangels) | 63.11 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 25687. | Flex (alex_flex1) | 63.11 | 94% | 2022-06-08 |
| 25688. | Jay (cutecanadian) | 63.11 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 25689. | mynarchist (mynarchist) | 63.11 | 95.6% | 2023-07-06 |
| 25690. | Daniel (danmar) | 63.11 | 97% | 2013-02-18 |
| 25691. | HARI (hariagra) | 63.11 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 25692. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 63.11 | 96% | 2019-01-06 |
| 25693. | vishal (arora.v.vishal03@gm... | 63.11 | 91% | 2014-10-03 |
| 25694. | Prof (profklapz) | 63.10 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 25695. | Madiyor (madiyor) | 63.10 | 96% | 2022-05-22 |
| 25696. | dotMPEG (tsirotinsky) | 63.10 | 94% | 2013-07-11 |
| 25697. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 63.10 | 97.5% | 2023-08-19 |
| 25698. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 63.10 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 25699. | Mại (mailinh) | 63.10 | 98% | 2013-10-25 |
| 25700. | Naveen (caffeinethepop) | 63.10 | 91% | 2017-04-01 |
| 25701. | hiTman (ubiubi) | 63.09 | 94% | 2012-11-29 |
| 25702. | Lizzi (aalizzi) | 63.09 | 95% | 2022-09-13 |
| 25703. | Luc (luc_kugler) | 63.09 | 97% | 2022-08-27 |
| 25704. | Harry (pandasboob) | 63.09 | 94% | 2017-10-21 |
| 25705. | ariel (arielhsu2011) | 63.09 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 25706. | Radriar (slowtype_e) | 63.08 | 95% | 2022-01-19 |
| 25707. | PB (yukiiiipboy) | 63.08 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |