So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25710. | betül (btlcrt) | 59.75 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 25711. | Juan illo (juanillo) | 59.75 | 95% | 2018-09-06 |
| 25712. | Noé (phlogistique) | 59.75 | 94% | 2013-11-10 |
| 25713. | Excellence® (kunal_saxena) | 59.75 | 92% | 2011-06-13 |
| 25714. | CM storm (khoadaxoa) | 59.75 | 88% | 2011-06-16 |
| 25715. | Brayan (sneymo) | 59.74 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 25716. | Sam (camsam) | 59.74 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 25717. | jinhwan (fleo0917) | 59.74 | 91% | 2016-06-07 |
| 25718. | Dakota (warriorbbq) | 59.74 | 94% | 2012-11-22 |
| 25719. | Dejan (koliko) | 59.74 | 93% | 2013-10-03 |
| 25720. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 59.73 | 82% | 2017-01-15 |
| 25721. | The Vinh (_tdkntony_) | 59.73 | 95% | 2022-11-13 |
| 25722. | Charles Kevin (lcklai11) | 59.73 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 25723. | Tim (yutuyt) | 59.73 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| 25724. | Luke (lukecao) | 59.73 | 95% | 2019-08-06 |
| 25725. | Mike (mcgrumpy) | 59.73 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
| 25726. | Josh (joshydahm) | 59.72 | 96% | 2020-07-10 |
| 25727. | Kakiburger (sevcsik) | 59.72 | 85% | 2016-09-24 |
| 25728. | Mike (kb_acolite99) | 59.72 | 95% | 2022-03-18 |
| 25729. | DeadpoolFromAliBaba (bruhgo... | 59.72 | 94.4% | 2023-06-28 |
| 25730. | Fauzan (fafalasta) | 59.72 | 95.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 25731. | Lindsey (linz) | 59.72 | 95% | 2013-06-21 |
| 25732. | Cyan (qingyf) | 59.72 | 92% | 2015-05-24 |
| 25733. | James (andromeduck) | 59.72 | 93% | 2014-02-05 |
| 25734. | Mại (mailinh) | 59.72 | 97% | 2013-10-24 |
| 25735. | Rikard (atmoscube) | 59.72 | 91% | 2016-01-18 |
| 25736. | emanuxd11 (emanuxd11) | 59.71 | 96% | 2022-06-12 |
| 25737. | Afiq (afiqfajar) | 59.71 | 97% | 2015-07-15 |
| 25738. | Bra Steve (bra_steve) | 59.71 | 94.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 25739. | Jordan (jreiter21) | 59.71 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |