The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1574. | Grotesque (grotesquevinny) | 117.98 | 96% | 2017-03-18 |
| 1575. | SnorkleDork (snorkledork) | 117.98 | 97% | 2014-02-26 |
| 1576. | Benjamin (orangeflyingcow) | 117.97 | 94% | 2014-02-05 |
| 1577. | Wyz (wyzzard123) | 117.96 | 99% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1578. | Derek (dabbad) | 117.95 | 98% | 2018-01-23 |
| 1579. | Tiki (tiki77747) | 117.95 | 98% | 2016-10-15 |
| 1580. | (samuraipie) | 117.95 | 97.1% | 2024-05-29 |
| 1581. | Kevin (chenkevinh) | 117.93 | 99% | 2015-09-05 |
| 1582. | Benjamin (nask) | 117.89 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 1583. | Stephany (srk10) | 117.87 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 1584. | Dan (sophorix) | 117.87 | 98% | 2013-10-30 |
| 1585. | semimak (idimoku) | 117.86 | 98.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 1586. | Fumgiksa (fumgiksa) | 117.86 | 99% | 2013-03-01 |
| 1587. | lightning (lightning_knight) | 117.85 | 97% | 2025-07-19 |
| 1588. | Hilda (hildamd) | 117.85 | 97% | 2017-06-03 |
| 1589. | Monica (monicakim) | 117.85 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 1590. | extioptic_ (extioptic_) | 117.83 | 97.5% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1591. | Maija (maijakarina) | 117.83 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 1592. | Seth (h3rring) | 117.83 | 95% | 2016-05-21 |
| 1593. | Mikel (meekay) | 117.81 | 98.8% | 2024-04-24 |
| 1594. | Eugene (mipfaw) | 117.81 | 94% | 2017-01-08 |
| 1595. | hi (loserwastaken) | 117.80 | 96% | 2025-08-04 |
| 1596. | Mizune (mizune) | 117.80 | 98% | 2015-02-08 |
| 1597. | `kf (kf_ck) | 117.80 | 94% | 2011-10-14 |
| 1598. | wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) | 117.79 | 98% | 2016-08-04 |
| 1599. | dotanba (dotanba) | 117.78 | 97% | 2024-07-29 |
| 1600. | Terran (t3rr4n) | 117.78 | 95% | 2011-10-14 |
| 1601. | Ness (magicant) | 117.78 | 94% | 2016-06-30 |
| 1602. | Justin (webstju) | 117.77 | 98% | 2012-03-28 |
| 1603. | Ethan (bewilderex63) | 117.76 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |