The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3627. | Hari (hari191197) | 60.00 | 98% | 2018-04-28 |
| 3628. | Cody (sunk_c0st) | 60.00 | 91% | 2013-11-23 |
| 3629. | Karlis (tmtx) | 60.00 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 3630. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 60.00 | 94% | 2019-01-15 |
| 3631. | Lee (asdf755) | 60.00 | 96% | 2013-09-17 |
| 3632. | Alien (alien11) | 59.99 | 94% | 2021-05-15 |
| 3633. | Tim (tim88) | 59.99 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 3634. | Veronika (kikinh) | 59.99 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| 3635. | anion (hysteria111) | 59.99 | 94% | 2013-12-10 |
| 3636. | Grigory (gregkhan) | 59.98 | 92% | 2016-01-28 |
| 3637. | Andrew (andrewt99) | 59.98 | 99% | 2020-10-26 |
| 3638. | Dinh (dinhvanthi) | 59.98 | — | 2010-06-24 |
| 3639. | xuan (xcoivie) | 59.98 | 98% | 2016-07-15 |
| 3640. | Jai (jairamijares) | 59.97 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 3641. | huijin (vanistelroooooooy) | 59.97 | 92% | 2016-07-04 |
| 3642. | superGokuN (supergokun) | 59.97 | 94% | 2012-12-20 |
| 3643. | Mahbob (mahboob_alavi) | 59.96 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 3644. | nitish (nitish_k008) | 59.96 | 96% | 2016-08-14 |
| 3645. | aftab (afti007) | 59.96 | 94% | 2014-05-09 |
| 3646. | Thomas (spectarz) | 59.95 | 97% | 2012-02-18 |
| 3647. | Lewis (lewisisabo) | 59.95 | 94% | 2021-03-21 |
| 3648. | DXFirebird (cozzapie) | 59.95 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 3649. | ariferrari (ariferrari) | 59.95 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
| 3650. | William (xoner) | 59.95 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 3651. | xuan (xuan91) | 59.95 | 96% | 2012-01-28 |
| 3652. | Ashwin (ashwinrajeshcube) | 59.93 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
| 3653. | cj (mp7maniac) | 59.93 | 95% | 2015-08-19 |
| 3654. | Jenn (jennyev) | 59.93 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 3655. | teddy (teddyweaber) | 59.92 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 3656. | diego (angelness) | 59.92 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |