So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22774. | darsh0106 (mynamekaa) | 64.11 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 22775. | lucanentis (dzinski) | 64.11 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 22776. | Roland (branr3) | 64.11 | 95% | 2013-09-21 |
| 22777. | Goethe (kiwon) | 64.11 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 22778. | Lee (asdf755) | 64.11 | 98% | 2017-01-13 |
| 22779. | Mahdi (iranshahi) | 64.10 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 22780. | Plordpai (plordpai) | 64.10 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 22781. | Jackson (neatoburrito) | 64.10 | 94% | 2021-08-04 |
| 22782. | Simon (rumlepreben) | 64.10 | 89% | 2012-11-01 |
| 22783. | Tareq (t4req) | 64.10 | 96% | 2016-11-12 |
| 22784. | Spencer (mk999) | 64.10 | 98% | 2012-02-06 |
| 22785. | Muhammad (as7771) | 64.10 | 92% | 2014-11-08 |
| 22786. | Zuns (zriekert) | 64.09 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| 22787. | Ard (typmeester) | 64.09 | 95% | 2015-09-13 |
| 22788. | A.B.G (ahmed_burham_pro) | 64.09 | 97% | 2018-07-14 |
| 22789. | kimera (kimera) | 64.09 | 97% | 2014-01-01 |
| 22790. | Ben (corton1) | 64.08 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 22791. | Eetu (1emk) | 64.08 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 22792. | Naulitus (naulitus) | 64.08 | 95% | 2021-05-03 |
| 22793. | Mahbob (mahboob_alavi) | 64.08 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
| 22794. | Flannelsoff (evanv) | 64.08 | 88% | 2012-10-20 |
| 22795. | shona (tamannashrm104@gmail... | 64.08 | 98% | 2012-01-02 |
| 22796. | Kian (kian) | 64.08 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 22797. | John (loki83jcg) | 64.07 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 22798. | tiffany (thubbard1120) | 64.07 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| 22799. | Umer (programmer_1) | 64.07 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 22800. | Pakistan (ethanithiel) | 64.07 | 99% | 2019-09-17 |
| 22801. | racer (racer1212) | 64.07 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 22802. | Daniel (berg1989) | 64.06 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 22803. | William (normalizejoey) | 64.06 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |