The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4482. | Adin (adin_ilfeld) | 104.75 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 4483. | Lazarus (otissistrunk1) | 104.75 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 4484. | Mary (turquoisemp) | 104.75 | 93% | 2015-01-13 |
| 4485. | Zoë (boramis) | 104.75 | 96% | 2014-07-30 |
| 4486. | Changwoo (changwoopie) | 104.74 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 4487. | Jon (zzrdvark) | 104.73 | 98% | 2012-01-11 |
| 4488. | Niko (varial) | 104.72 | 96% | 2012-10-16 |
| 4489. | Blaziken (blas_) | 104.72 | 97% | 2014-10-23 |
| 4490. | Slow Joe (slow_joe) | 104.72 | 97% | 2014-10-19 |
| 4491. | Sam (sama) | 104.72 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| 4492. | Wil$on (wilsonlee123) | 104.71 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 4493. | Epixaid (epixaid) | 104.71 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 4494. | epicfail (epicfailkonaro) | 104.71 | 97% | 2015-04-02 |
| 4495. | goose (disgeorge) | 104.70 | 96% | 2012-06-20 |
| 4496. | Steven (sren) | 104.70 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 4497. | Richard (richaaard) | 104.70 | 96% | 2013-11-11 |
| 4498. | Emil (papashkreli) | 104.69 | 99% | 2019-03-22 |
| 4499. | Maxim (kiwihd) | 104.69 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
| 4500. | Brandoni (buhrandone) | 104.69 | 95% | 2013-03-09 |
| 4501. | magnus (magnus0506) | 104.69 | 98% | 2013-02-14 |
| 4502. | agyon (meikaina) | 104.68 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 4503. | LOLUMAD (lolumad111) | 104.68 | 97% | 2013-03-17 |
| 4504. | r (indiepop) | 104.67 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 4505. | Villager C (boyyolo) | 104.67 | 99% | 2022-09-18 |
| 4506. | dav (candyslug) | 104.67 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 4507. | DAN (daj100) | 104.66 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 4508. | Jacob (jim25) | 104.66 | 92% | 2015-02-03 |
| 4509. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 104.66 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 4510. | FTX Brand Ambassador (storm... | 104.64 | 96% | 2016-11-21 |
| 4511. | Michael (bannister) | 104.64 | 99% | 2020-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |