I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12042. | Siddhartha (gravito12345) | 81.48 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 12043. | MawcDrums (mawcdrums) | 81.48 | 88% | 2015-09-26 |
| 12044. | Wael (waelmckee) | 81.47 | 93% | 2017-05-05 |
| 12045. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 81.47 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 12046. | blob (shivank_9000) | 81.47 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 12047. | noquit (megatank) | 81.47 | 97.8% | 2021-02-22 |
| 12048. | Jason (nhtiger) | 81.47 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 12049. | Mason (masonkg) | 81.47 | 98.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 12050. | Isidora (isidoradj) | 81.47 | 96% | 2016-06-18 |
| 12051. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 81.47 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 12052. | Zahin (z_a_h_i_n) | 81.46 | 98.7% | 2024-05-21 |
| 12053. | Water (water8500) | 81.46 | 96% | 2019-07-16 |
| 12054. | Brody (loser_) | 81.46 | 95% | 2019-10-19 |
| 12055. | I (eatmypoopoo) | 81.46 | 96% | 2018-04-16 |
| 12056. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 81.46 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 12057. | Toby (roastpotatoes) | 81.46 | 94% | 2015-06-02 |
| 12058. | aladino_lk (aladino_lk) | 81.45 | 98.7% | 2025-01-07 |
| 12059. | K (zitterli) | 81.45 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
| 12060. | jim (jimbosenior) | 81.45 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 12061. | Magishian (magishian) | 81.45 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 12062. | Evan (notrabe) | 81.45 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 12063. | Will (whimsicalwill) | 81.45 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 12064. | Scarlett (scarscarscarlett) | 81.44 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 12065. | Cole (clptrsn) | 81.44 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 12066. | Abdulmalek (ali_fbaby) | 81.44 | 95% | 2017-03-23 |
| 12067. | Adriana (bluegatoradenike) | 81.43 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 12068. | drew1938 (drew1938) | 81.43 | 96% | 2024-04-13 |
| 12069. | Hello (julius1331) | 81.43 | 96% | 2020-04-29 |
| 12070. | Mark (figzes) | 81.43 | 94% | 2019-12-24 |
| 12071. | Emil (emil595) | 81.43 | 96% | 2016-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |