As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13217. | Ramses (ram6) | 76.07 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
13218. | Pluto (paijwa) | 76.07 | 95% | 2016-10-01 |
13219. | Rebecca (norebecks) | 76.07 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
13220. | Creamatorium (creampie123) | 76.06 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
13221. | Luuigi (luuigi_) | 76.06 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
13222. | Samonella (samonella_12) | 76.06 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
13223. | klima7 (klima7) | 76.06 | 98.6% | 2021-02-27 |
13224. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 76.06 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
13225. | GORDON (gordon1104) | 76.06 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
13226. | Ajay (dudeth) | 76.06 | 95% | 2019-06-20 |
13227. | lammi (lamie) | 76.06 | 94% | 2015-08-05 |
13228. | Zach (zbark96) | 76.05 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
13229. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 76.05 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
13230. | Conner Richmond (conman2735) | 76.05 | 97% | 2023-10-21 |
13231. | Joko (artemander) | 76.05 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
13232. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 76.04 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
13233. | Magic (magicanet) | 76.03 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
13234. | Pranjal (pranjalkanel) | 76.03 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
13235. | Jacob (boolink) | 76.03 | 95% | 2023-11-16 |
13236. | Cian (ashal99) | 76.03 | 96% | 2023-10-12 |
13237. | James (womalish) | 76.03 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
13238. | Jack (yezen) | 76.03 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
13239. | Gloon (jksthing) | 76.02 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
13240. | Mary (mborr) | 76.02 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
13241. | :| (peanutbutter_665) | 76.02 | 95% | 2023-03-16 |
13242. | Ktren (kfashaun) | 76.02 | 97% | 2023-06-12 |
13243. | Chuse (chuse) | 76.02 | 97% | 2020-05-27 |
13244. | Twitch.tv/balancepk_ (azjmo... | 76.02 | 96% | 2016-10-24 |
13245. | Es (esfrost) | 76.02 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
13246. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 76.02 | 99% | 2020-05-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |