The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4997. | John (johnzan) | 56.77 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 4998. | Erik (erikw) | 56.77 | 92% | 2016-02-26 |
| 4999. | Raphael (ulcera) | 56.77 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
| 5000. | Hayden (haydude) | 56.76 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 5001. | Sandra (keeneysandra) | 56.76 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 5002. | satyanarayan (satyans24) | 56.76 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 5003. | Jerry (nimaina) | 56.76 | 91% | 2015-04-24 |
| 5004. | Nuwan (nuwan6) | 56.76 | 92% | 2012-09-27 |
| 5005. | Phill (oldmanmarns) | 56.75 | 96% | 2012-12-18 |
| 5006. | Ashu (ashucool) | 56.75 | 98% | 2019-09-19 |
| 5007. | Phll (themank) | 56.75 | 94% | 2020-11-27 |
| 5008. | Believe in GOD and the PROC... | 56.75 | 99% | 2022-07-31 |
| 5009. | Player (player_gamemode1) | 56.75 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
| 5010. | Rajat (machau) | 56.74 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 5011. | Rob (righteyed) | 56.74 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 5012. | Jerrod (showman) | 56.74 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 5013. | lasindu (lasindu) | 56.73 | 93% | 2015-01-10 |
| 5014. | Kevin (watertribe89) | 56.73 | 89% | 2012-09-30 |
| 5015. | Maggie (maggie.spence@sbcgl... | 56.73 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 5016. | (proxy707) | 56.73 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
| 5017. | Jalen (jaalen21) | 56.73 | 94.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5018. | Merv (merv) | 56.71 | — | 2010-12-31 |
| 5019. | blahblah (pfftpftpfft) | 56.71 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 5020. | int main(int argc, char** a... | 56.71 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 5021. | Arkinator (arkinator) | 56.71 | 89% | 2013-10-02 |
| 5022. | best (bigdaddyshu) | 56.71 | 88% | 2014-10-14 |
| 5023. | Thomas (dohe) | 56.71 | 86% | 2014-03-07 |
| 5024. | fear4good (fear4good) | 56.70 | 90% | 2016-05-21 |
| 5025. | Devilene (devilene) | 56.70 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 5026. | issac (tanthanhkaka) | 56.70 | 99% | 2013-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |