I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3402. | Dr. Doof (sacrelege) | 113.52 | 99% | 2018-10-04 |
| 3403. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 113.50 | 97.8% | 2024-11-05 |
| 3404. | more wins plz (xaozo) | 113.47 | 100% | 2022-03-28 |
| 3405. | Joe (loltyler4) | 113.46 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 3406. | Zak (catinthehat) | 113.45 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 3407. | hugi (hgchn_) | 113.45 | 96% | 2017-04-11 |
| 3408. | Dal (astronerd) | 113.44 | 99% | 2021-11-15 |
| 3409. | executed (cerealexperiments) | 113.43 | 97.1% | 2023-06-17 |
| 3410. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 113.42 | 99% | 2019-10-26 |
| 3411. | Niels (nielsey) | 113.41 | 99% | 2019-01-20 |
| 3412. | lgdamefan (robinellacott) | 113.41 | 99% | 2017-09-06 |
| 3413. | Ben (ben__k) | 113.40 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3414. | d (devcappp) | 113.40 | 99% | 2021-04-13 |
| 3415. | Colemak (zet_colemak) | 113.39 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 3416. | BBIBBI (eddie110) | 113.39 | 99.4% | 2024-07-30 |
| 3417. | chusen (chusen99) | 113.38 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 3418. | aiarys (aiarys) | 113.37 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 3419. | slow stinky balls (znerwill... | 113.37 | 98.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 3420. | Daniel (madscience) | 113.37 | 95% | 2017-03-30 |
| 3421. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 113.36 | 99.4% | 2024-05-17 |
| 3422. | Person (relearner) | 113.35 | 100% | 2019-04-02 |
| 3423. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 113.35 | 99% | 2020-07-09 |
| 3424. | krishna (krishhhhna) | 113.34 | 98.8% | 2024-07-23 |
| 3425. | Matt (mstaples) | 113.34 | 99% | 2017-10-07 |
| 3426. | Chuck (helicopter123) | 113.34 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 3427. | Junya (junia) | 113.34 | 99% | 2017-06-22 |
| 3428. | Speedy (flux2k) | 113.33 | 98.2% | 2021-02-13 |
| 3429. | Unkindness (unkindness) | 113.32 | 98.1% | 2025-03-26 |
| 3430. | BigPoopBoy (posit1v3) | 113.32 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
| 3431. | jen (_jennifer_) | 113.32 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |