So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33825. | Ayush Singh (ayushsingh2310) | 45.40 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
| 33826. | Abhi (abhifinisher) | 45.40 | 95% | 2022-09-24 |
| 33827. | mzhang (data_m) | 45.40 | 94% | 2021-07-11 |
| 33828. | Palash (palash_mittal) | 45.39 | 88% | 2014-04-13 |
| 33829. | Irfanugraha (irfanugrahati) | 45.39 | 98% | 2015-09-17 |
| 33830. | Utkarsh (fate_uc) | 45.38 | 94% | 2020-09-12 |
| 33831. | Ariel (arielzone) | 45.38 | 92% | 2012-09-26 |
| 33832. | qwali (qwali) | 45.37 | 94% | 2023-05-01 |
| 33833. | Phillip (pd5999) | 45.37 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 33834. | wang (wangjian) | 45.37 | 97% | 2012-04-19 |
| 33835. | Hasan (alfatah) | 45.36 | 96% | 2012-04-27 |
| 33836. | Nico (nikhefong) | 45.36 | 96% | 2013-02-23 |
| 33837. | Louis (lodero) | 45.36 | 94% | 2017-06-10 |
| 33838. | karem (karem_elshendy) | 45.36 | 94% | 2022-10-07 |
| 33839. | jack (leafies) | 45.36 | 88% | 2012-12-07 |
| 33840. | cat (catmeow1) | 45.36 | 96% | 2012-01-10 |
| 33841. | Cheeseperson (cheeseyman) | 45.35 | 93% | 2023-03-05 |
| 33842. | Madin (madin_gov) | 45.35 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
| 33843. | bilal (billaaal) | 45.35 | 95.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 33844. | Avelansh (avelansh) | 45.35 | 88% | 2012-11-19 |
| 33845. | 🫵Out !😂రాహు... | 45.34 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 33846. | Rohan (majjir) | 45.34 | 93% | 2019-12-18 |
| 33847. | yawa (yawa) | 45.34 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 33848. | Nam (namnq) | 45.33 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 33849. | Mark (rampagingmoose) | 45.32 | 91% | 2016-10-05 |
| 33850. | Juha-Pekka (juhisp) | 45.32 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 33851. | Andrew (neverland) | 45.32 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 33852. | satyam (crazylad) | 45.32 | 97% | 2017-03-01 |
| 33853. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 45.32 | 97% | 2012-06-12 |
| 33854. | Ahmed (aboauf) | 45.31 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |