So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28829. | (xaesm) | 53.97 | 93% | 2022-01-08 |
| 28830. | (ankush12) | 53.97 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 28831. | (gizmo17) | 53.97 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 28832. | (lavmotoh) | 53.97 | 93% | 2015-10-14 |
| 28833. | (lilybethlily) | 53.96 | 87% | 2015-10-22 |
| 28834. | (lamnv) | 53.96 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
| 28835. | Romit (junior12345) | 53.96 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
| 28836. | (mazak) | 53.96 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 28837. | Katie (progress_2009) | 53.96 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 28838. | (bearhaman@gmail.com) | 53.96 | 92% | 2011-07-17 |
| 28839. | (gigapog) | 53.95 | 93.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 28840. | kaykoe (lysy69420) | 53.95 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 28841. | Shaheendra (waffle_demon) | 53.95 | 91% | 2017-01-31 |
| 28842. | (oswald63) | 53.95 | 97% | 2014-07-05 |
| 28843. | Kim (klapsley) | 53.95 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 28844. | Bilawal (bilawal) | 53.95 | 92% | 2015-03-17 |
| 28845. | Vasco (veps_) | 53.94 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 28846. | (jynx0) | 53.94 | 94% | 2023-01-03 |
| 28847. | (drakonix) | 53.94 | 89% | 2016-01-22 |
| 28848. | Amaliatul (beaufybee) | 53.94 | 95% | 2016-11-30 |
| 28849. | Macmod (macmod) | 53.94 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 28850. | (taiwanes) | 53.94 | 99% | 2011-09-03 |
| 28851. | boen (boengituloh) | 53.94 | 93% | 2012-01-31 |
| 28852. | Hieu (trunghieu104) | 53.94 | 96% | 2012-05-24 |
| 28853. | (lordmayor) | 53.94 | 95% | 2012-04-09 |
| 28854. | Justin (justinv) | 53.93 | 83% | 2013-07-24 |
| 28855. | (in42) | 53.93 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 28856. | ⚡ rico ⚡ (ricogabunada) | 53.93 | 89% | 2014-07-17 |
| 28857. | (jacintomarc16) | 53.93 | 93% | 2023-03-06 |
| 28858. | AJ (ajs_007) | 53.93 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |