You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 746. | CheetahDude (ghysdd) | 97.28 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 747. | Zhengis (zangatang) | 97.27 | 99% | 2020-12-11 |
| 748. | Poops (poops_magee) | 97.27 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 749. | Lindy (killai) | 97.21 | 99% | 2019-03-04 |
| 750. | hi cutie (an66atwork) | 97.21 | 96% | 2019-09-09 |
| 751. | terence (youdecipher2) | 97.20 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 752. | Craig (carsley) | 97.20 | 99% | 2018-01-08 |
| 753. | Yorugata (muyen) | 97.17 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 754. | 😎 (armortec) | 97.17 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 755. | sawyer (tdsg) | 97.14 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 756. | Teh (tehtehteh) | 97.10 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 757. | Niels (picturetheory) | 97.07 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
| 758. | Ronnie (onie12) | 97.05 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 759. | Cosmic (aji3) | 97.00 | 99% | 2020-06-05 |
| 760. | jeff (typecringe) | 96.98 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 761. | Colemak (cubexp208) | 96.96 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 762. | (macieje) | 96.95 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 763. | Nakuj (nakuj) | 96.95 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 764. | Timo (urmaul) | 96.94 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 765. | Kacper (frgtn) | 96.90 | 96% | 2018-05-06 |
| 766. | jeff-sama makes me sad (vfc... | 96.87 | 96% | 2019-02-17 |
| 767. | world man (fricked) | 96.86 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 768. | Bruce (bruceboy1985) | 96.78 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
| 769. | Katie (kat41911) | 96.76 | 97% | 2019-04-21 |
| 770. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 96.76 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 771. | InOrbit (inorbit) | 96.76 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| 772. | kenny (speedygonzalez18) | 96.74 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 773. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 96.70 | 99% | 2020-10-29 |
| 774. | Afz (afzofa) | 96.66 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
| 775. | Dankey Kang (shabooty) | 96.65 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |